#overwatch.

Just something fun I thought about while on the way to work today. I really love the new Undead Skin so I thought, hey, might as well make a romance story about it! 

- Set in the early 1900s in a small town in the middle of nowhere.

- The town was ruled by a corrupt mayor who pockets the taxes and shit like that.

- The sheriff was a righteous man named Jesse McCree.

- Jesse McCree, while patrolling one night, meets an odd creature. He introduces himself as Hanzo, a demon from the far east who has traveled in search of redemption for murdering his whole clan after they made him murder his own brother.

- The two develop a friendship over drinks and moon watching. Hanzo tells McCree of his travels and McCree tells him about his dreams of seeing this backwater town flourish.

- The fall in love.

- They bond over comfort. Hanzo opens up about his sin and why he was cursed while McCree opens up about how he used to be an outlaw in his youth and how it still haunts him even after he decided to turn over a new leaf.

- One night, Hanzo tells him that he must leave to travel north for a personal quest. They part ways in the night with a tender kiss holding the promise of Hanzo returning to McCree once his business in the north was done.

- The mayor of the town does sleazy business with some outlaws and bandits. But McCree finds out about it and the mayor frames him for a crime he did not commit and sentences him to be hanged.

- McCree pleads his innocence but it falls into deaf ears. The people he knew he could trust, the very law that he considers his creed, all turned their backs at him. He was filled with anger and bitter disappointment.

- His last words before he was hung were: “Y’all ‘gon regret this.” 

- The platform underneath his feet swings open and the rope snaps, breaking his neck and suffocating him. 

- Hanzo returns a few days later and finds McCree’s rotting corpse strewn up on a tree. There was a sign nailed on the trunk which said; “Outlaw.”

- The shock render Hanzo motionless as he stared up at his executed lover. McCree’s body was left out to rot because the town did not even given him a proper burial. Instead, he was left out to hang like a morbid decoration; a warning. His left hand was even cut off and nailed on the tree to display the Deadlock tattoo McCree took care to hide.

- Hanzo stood there motionless for a whole day until some of the townspeople noticed. An angry mob formed to kill the demon guarding the sheriff’s corpse, believing that McCree’s death has cursed the town. 

- Surrounded, Hanzo moves and he slowly turns to them, his eyes flaring in anger. Hanzo eliminates the whole town in his furious rage, wiping it off the map.

- After he had calmed down, he took the moment to mourn McCree. He cuts his body down from the tree, cleans the corpse and makes a salve to preserve McCree’s body as best as he could. 

- Now alone in his grief, he cries for the first time in centuries. He swore that he will bring him back no matter what the cost.

- Wrapping the body, Hanzo carries the load and dutifully travels back to the north of the country where the days were short and the nights were long and the snows were bitter in the winter to speak with The Witch that lived there.

- The Witch agrees to revive McCree but in return, Hanzo must render a full century of servitude to her. He is free to do what he wished but once the Witch summons him, he must obey or she will take back the life she infused in McCree.

- Hanzo swallows his pride which had been patted down after centuries of solitude.. He had suffered long enough, what is another century? Besides, having McCree by his side will make it bearable.

- The Witch revives McCree as a creature that is the living dead. But he isn’t himself. He was monstrous, craving for flesh. He lunges at Hanzo and bites him but stumbles back with an anguish scream after Hanzo’s demonic blood burns him like acid. Turns out he can’t eat Hanzo, lol. (oh thank god)

- The Witch tells him to speak with the Undertaker, a man named Gabriel Reyes, to ask for a freshly buried body that no one will miss. Gabriel gives him the body and Hanzo feeds it to McCree who devours it. After days of recuperating, McCree returns to himself. He remembers his past and what happened to him except for some lapses in his memory as a side effect of the Witch’s spell.

- THE UNDEAD/DEMON HUSBANDS ARE REUNITED AND THEY’RE BOTH THE WITCH’S HENCHMEN (Since McCree volunteered for a century too)

- Hanzo loves McCree even if he smells a little...weird. They love to kiss and cuddle. It’s a good contrast since Hanzo’s body temperature is fucking hot and McCree’s is freezing so they balance each other out. 

- McCree: “If my heart was still beatin’, you know it’d beat for ‘ya, darlin’.” Hanzo: “Do not sway me with flowery words, Jesse.” (is secretly tsundere)

- Thankfully, Angela’s rez magic is so good that McCree doesn’t rot and fall apart. 

- They live as happy as vigilantes with dark pasts could be. Hanzo is still seeking redemption and McCree has some major issues with injustice so they kill bad people and McCree gets free food. The Witch supplies him with glamor potions to help pass him up as human and hide the funky smell (lol). Hanzo doesn’t need it since he can glam himself to look human with his demon powers.

It’s a sale!

I realized at Saboten Con that my Overwatch and Wonder Woman labels need an upgrade. While they work fine for online sales, where you’re reading the description as you order, in person they’re a little clunky. I had to tell each person the flavor. 

So, I need to redo the labels before Taiyou Con. But...I made a LOT of balms with the current labels...fifty of each flavor, in fact, and I didn’t sell nearly that many at Sabo. SO! A sale on Etsy!

25% off each Overwatch and Wonder Woman balm! The sale is listed for 30 days, because that’s all it’ll let me, but I plan to renew it until they’re gone.

Flavors are as follows:

Overwatch:

Tracer: Orange Tea

Mercy: Honey Cinnamon Apple

Winston: Peanut Butter Banana

Pharah: Cardamon Coffee

D.Va: Sesame Ginger

Mei: Peppermint Coffee

Junkrat: Ginger Milk Tea

Roadhog: Honey Bergamot Rooibos

Hanzo: Matcha Plum

Zenyatta: Peppermint Chai Spice

Wonder Woman:

Diana: Honey Cinnamon Vanilla

Antiope: Honey Ginger

Hippolyta: Honey Pomegranate

Steve Trevor: Clove Vanilla

Ares: Ginger Blackberry Pomegranate

hakyeon, leo, ken and ravi @ each other all the time: