Alright here's a fucking story for you guys. One time in middle school we had career day. We talked about what we wanted to be when we grew up and how we where gonna do it and shit like that. We be going around the classroom one by one saying what we wanted to do. We get to this one chick and she was already a little offputting to me but like what ever. The teacher asks her what she wanted to be, this bitch says mortician. The whole room stops and everybody looks at this girl. The teacher asks her in a very calm but cautious way why? I ain't fuckin with you guys when I say this, this bitch dead ass says "because I really wanna be a cannibal but since thats illegal ill just work with them instead." I FUCKING SHIT YOU NOT THIS GIRL WANTED TO EAT PEOPLE BUT BECAUSE ITS AGAINST THE RULES SHE SETTLED FOR THE NEXT BEST THING. The teacher actually told her that she needed to get therapy RIGHT THERE IN CLASS.
