Okay. What had been said about his situation so far? The most common term used for what was happening to him was âtransmigrationâ. Which just meant⊠moved? Somewhere else?
The somewhere else could mean his new (used?) body. Or it could mean this unfamiliar city. But the goat and the girl had made it sound like he was going to be living in a story.
Huh. It kind of sounded like Ghost Writer was running this whole thing.
Okay, so he was moved to a story. He was supposed to start in an action scene. Heâd woken up in a coffin.
Danny mentally shuddered, the memory of seeping mud and things that wriggled overwhelming. His body, unconcerned, rescued an uneaten, still wrapped-in-foil hot dog someone had just dumped in a trash can.
Gross. Well, at least it was covered. It was even still warm.
What else? He had a quest. This whole thing was trying to be some kind of video game. Ghost Writer collab with Technus? Anyway, what was the questâŠ
The screen obligingly displayed his current quests for him. Well, quest. He only had the one right now.
Active Quests
Tutorial Quest (Main): What Resurrects You Makes You Stronger
Achieve the âPeak Humanâ ranking in 10 skills by the end of the tutorial period.
Reward: Unknown
Failure: Nonstandard Ending
Ten skills in four years, huh? Danny wasnât sure what âPeak Humanâ meant to the system. He had no idea how long getting a skill to that level would take, but it had to be plausibly doable in the allotted time frame, right?
What did it mean by a nonstandard ending, was another question. Would it boot him back out of this body? Was it just another path this life could take that didnât result in the original story?
Well, he needed to make some assumptions if he was going to get anywhere with this. So⊠Jazz had once read a book sheâd gone on about that claimed it took 10,000 hours of practice to master any skill. For right now, that was as good a guess as any.
One of his benefits allowed him to learn skills five times faster than normal. Say it takes him 2,000 hours to get to the required level for each skill. He needed to practice enough for ten skills. Thatâs 20,000 hours.
Uh⊠that sounded like a lot?
How many hours were in a year? In four years?
Danny thought really pointedly at his screen about a calculator app. After a pause, one actually opened on its display. Finally, a convenience. He plugged in a few numbers to find out how many hours were in four years.
He frowned.
Then he checked how many hours would be left when accounting for 8 hours of sleep at night. If his mental state could be reflected in his body, his eye would have twitched at the result.
If Danny did⊠16 straight hours of training a day, heâd have enough time for sleep and roughly one day off per week.
What.
Wait, so the two days he was spending zombified⊠those were the ENTIRETY of the free time he was allotted for the next two weeks?!
Thereâs no way. Bring on the nonstandard ending. Danny had been a half-ghost and a ghost-ghost, what could this world even scare him with?
ăSystem Messageă
A new entry has been generated and added to your codex: Nonstandard Endings.
Did he really want to look?
The answer was no.
He looked.
ăCodexă
Entry â Nonstandard Endings
All Joker routes
Amanda Waller route
Black Mask route
Cadmus route
Court of Owls route
Despair route
Dollmaker route
Gnomon route
...see more
Selecting a route displayed a blank, rectangular area with a title caption. The blank area seemed like it was obscuring an image he hadn't unlocked, but the title caption was visible. Below that was a section labeled âSummaryâ that was, like the images and unavailable sections of the System Store, locked.
Daniel looked through a few routes, then picked up speed as he scanned through more and more.
Even after the âsee moreâ it seemed the title captions didnât change in flavor: Brainwashed ending; Zealot ending; Mind-Controlled ending; Specimen endingâŠ
ăSystem Storeă
Looking for the perfect ending? Want a little variety in your new life? Give yourself another chance! And another, and another! Buy the Regressor Package to do it all over again. Collect CGs from every route!
Buy for 100 credits
Who would want that?! Every single ending implied mindless slavery!
Also, why does the system have pop-up ads? ...It was probably time to check out that options menu.
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Kekipi had been sitting in the coffee shop for quite some time, reading a book and sipping on her coffee. It had been a nice day today and she wanted to go out, get a coffee, read a book, maybe head to the park later. She heard this town had a nice park so she would stop by it before she headed out of town. As she read her book, someone caught her eye walking by the window. She looked up and her brows raised. That... Guy looked really familiar.
She quickly got up, leaving her coffee and book. She didnât care about those items at the moment, she had to catch him before he got away. When she got outside, she watched him walking away before calling out to the man:
That was her first task of her mission. Survive using her own wits and the skills she has possessed. The second task? Find Bruce. She doesnât know where the giant is and she knew he still couldnât find him. If she can him then she is considered safe from Achimâs grasp.
But now, sheâs on a run still from Achim. Natasha knows he wonât stop until sheâs back in that facility, back in that chair, back to being a weapon. Back to being Dullahan.
Natasha has been hiding in a poor looking depleted warehouse no one dares enter. Unless youâre a bunch of teenagers she could easily scare off with just the sight of her face or better yet, her headless body.
The noise of an empty can she ate out from earlier on was kicked, startling the runaway experiment out from her dreamless sleep. Survival mode is kicked in and she backed herself against the wall, hiding in the shadows, holding her breath, and silencing herself. Waiting to identify who is this stranger that comes here at the time of night.
A loud clatter and an ominous change in the roomâs orientation brought Dannyâs attention back to his surroundings. His body had been harshly throwing itself against its bindings, and the gurney had knocked into a mobile medical cart placed too close to it. Something had fallen on himâa tray, spilling medical tools as it fellâand the way his body had thrown its weight, the bed he was strapped to was now tilting in the opposite direction from where the tray had come from.
Danny had better not be about to die agâWHOA!
One hand had twisted in its restraint to catch a scalpel as everything fell. After his rough landing, Danny found himself hanging sideways from his restraints. He stared at the scattered tools and fallen tray in front of him while the hand with the scalpel worked to cut through the wrist cuff.
Was⊠was that intentional? Was this body really just working off instincts? What the hell were these instincts?!
Of course it chose to be hypercompetent now instead of earlier, in the middle of traffic, in the scenario that would have prevented any of this. Well⊠at least his body was taking care of the restraints; Danny just had to figure out things on his end.
After scanning his system for options, he saw that heâd missed system messages. One was from a sender heâd never seen before. These names were all overlapping, though. Nothing about this afterlife game could be convenient. âSystem Support,â huh? Right.
So, there was a âTransmigrator Support Systemâ, which he accessed with his screen. That seemed automated by comparison to the email-looking message heâd gotten from Peerless Cucumber. This âSystem Supportâ was probably⊠like customer service? Support for users having issues with the system itself. That was promising.
Danny read the message. His account was no longer under review, so he could actually buy things from the system store now! He really needed to find something that could remove the debuff.
ăSystem Messageă
Your preferences have context-sensitive advertisements set to âoffâ. You can change this setting in the options menu.
And now the system was giving him attitude. Great. Well, it was also hinting that it had a solution, which would be actually great. Since his body was doggedly sawing through his restraints, he should probably find something sooner rather than later.
Actually⊠why had no one come to check on him? That had made an incredible amount of noise. Why was everything so quiet? Someone had strapped him down and just⊠left him here? With a bunch of tools?
Danny was pretty sure you didnât need restraints on people you thought were dead. If most dead people were in his place, the restraints would do nothing because their corpse wouldnât try to escape. In Dannyâs case, the restraints would have done nothing because he was dead. Well. If this irritating system werenât so fixated on nerfing him, anyway.
Dannyâs body thumped to the floor as his mind browsed through pages of items in the system store. His body finished freeing itself and stood. It shivered in his hospital scrubs, and his eyes fixed on the sheet covering the table on the other side of the room. He found himself ambling toward it, and refocused his attention on the world around him.
âNo,â he thought at his body. âBad! Do NOT take the sheet off a corpse! I donât care how cold we are!â
The good news was that Danny did not have to wear a sheet plucked off a corpse in the morgue.
The bad news was that it was because whatever was under the sheet started moving before he could get all the way across the room.
But hey, there was more good news! Danny couldnât control his body, so he didnât let loose with a high-pitched squeal of terror when presented with this horror movie development! You really had to appreciate the little things when the big things were all terrible.
For instance: his human body was always cold from the way his unreleased ice powers cooled his core temperature, and it wasnât helped by the cool air of the morgue. That was a terrible, big part of his reality. The small bright spot? Apparently, the chill that ran down his spine at the unexpected movement was even worse than the overall cold, because instead of continuing toward the sheet to warm him up, his body instantly changed course to sprint for the exit.
He couldnât see whatever was going on behind him, but from the scrabbling noises and soft thumps, he didnât think that whoever that was had been restrained. Because of course they hadnât. Why would you put restraints on a corpse?
Danny wished he could punch just like, one thing. For, uh⊠survival purposes.
AO3 link
The problem with random selection is the same as with gambling: sooner or later, youâll end up with a losing result.
On this night, when the dice landed, Danny Fentonâs phone vibrated. He was on his way home from a dinner out with his friends, walking down a sidewalk lit by streetlamps. When he pulled the phone out of his pocket, the streetlamp just behind him flickered. He ignored it as he checked the text message preview on his lock screen.
Weâve been trying to reach you
about your lifeâs extended warr
âOh, ha ha.â Danny rolled his eyes and unlocked his phone to delete the text. When he opened it, however, the body of the message was completely different.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You have been selected as one of the GRAND PRIZE WINNERS of our âTransmigration: Public Betaâ Bonus Package! To accept, all you need to do is click the link below.
Note: There are only a few of these prizes available. Hurry to claim yours before they run out!
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Danny had barely glanced at the text before his thumb was moving to delete it. Then his eye caught a phrase in it and he paused to actually read the strange message. "Beta?" he murmured. As the word exited his mouth, he exhaled a cold mist and something happened in the world around him. Startled, he looked up to see his parentsâ Ghost Assault Vehicle just as it swerved up on the sidewalk toward him. He had no chance to wonder how heâd missed hearing or seeing it before it impacted his fully-corporeal, half-human form.
In the sliver of time between the initial impact and when heâd gone under the treads, his grip spasmed over his phone. His thumb slid over the link on the open text message and pressed down before the phone was sent flying out of his grip.
It was installing software even before it hit the ground. Seconds after, it vibrated once more, unnoticed by anyone.
Confirmation Message:
You have successfully claimed the âTransmigration: Public Betaâ Bonus Package! We hope you have an enjoyable experience, and please report any bugs to our helpful support staff!
The screen flickered, then went dark. A progress bar appeared. When it had filled, the screen went dark once more before flashing as a bright Welcome screen appeared.
~~~
Danny opened his eyes with a sharp exhale of frost, his hands frantically patting himself down from head to torso.
Miraculously, he found no injuries. The overwhelming pain he remembered had vanished, leaving only its memory. âIâm alive!?â he said in disbelief. âUh, waitââ
âNo, youâre not!â several voices called simultaneously from around him. Yeah, he hadnât been alive to start with. Then he startled. Whoâd even said that?
Dannyâs focus shifted from his self-evaluation to his surroundings. Heâd appeared in a room that looked a lot like a DMV. Danny was seated in a folding chair in the middle of a row of other chairs. In front of and behind him were rows upon rows of even more cheap-looking, uncomfortable plastic folding chairs.
Most of the chairs were filled with seated people, and sporadically, more people would appear in or vanish from them. In the seat directly in front of him, a girl in purple and black popped into existence, shaking her head confusedly. Her outfit kind of reminded him of Clockwork's, from what he could see of it.
âIâm alive?â
âNo, youâre not,â came another chorus.
âOh maaaan,â she moaned. âI did not want to die today.â
âYeah, join the club,â snarked someone nearby.
Uh. Were they all DEAD dead? Was that real? Did he just get mowed down like Undergrowth beneath a lawnmower? Heâhe remembered seeing the vague outline of his parents through the windshield of the GAV.
If heâd looked⊠what would their expressions have looked like? Was that an accident, orâ
DING!
âNow taking RB76745.â The voice sounded like it came from a speaker system. Danny looked up to see a counter beyond the sea of seats, segmented into several sections in large circle. Behind each walled section was a terminal manned by bored-looking ghosts of a variety of species.
Above the counter, mounted on the roof of the building heâd appeared in, was a series of display monitors matched to each section. On the monitors he saw a list of numbers preceded by two letters, and the letter combination differed between every counter. Danny couldnât see the RB counter; it must be on a side of the ring he couldnât see from this angle.
Someoneâs head intruded into his field of view. A man with gelled-back blonde hair had invaded his personal space, and Danny jerked backward in his seat. The guy was looking down at something in Dannyâs hand.
âEM62131, huh?â he remarked. âYouâve got a wait ahead of you.â
Once the man had backed off to his own seat again, Danny took a look himself. In his hand was a slip of paper; a ticket with EM62131 printed on it. Curious, he glanced back up at the monitors and found the section with EM prefixes. The top number on the list was 200 below his.
âHey, so⊠where are we?â Danny asked the guy. Danny wasnât sure if heâd even have any information, but it was worth trying, at least. âWhatâs the wait for?â
âTheyâve been doing overhead announcements every once in a while,â his neighbor replied. âWeâre dead. You probably remember that bit. Apparently, this is some place called the Transmigration Placement Center.â He nodded toward the counter. âWeâre all just waiting to see where they send us.â
Danny had never heard of this. This must be a part of the zone heâd never explored before. What was transmigration, anyway? Public transportation of some kind? But you didnât get a choice about where to go?
That didnât sound like something he was interested in.
Heâd just head out and see if he could get his bearings outside the center.
Danny tried to stand up. Something held him in place. Danny tried harder. The pressure increased; to the point where he could no longer move his limbs.
Seeing him strain, the guy next to him winced. âAh. Yeah, none of us have been able to leave our seats, except for when they call our numbers,â he said with sympathy. âIf you stop trying to escape, it should ease off.â
Danny did, then thought for a moment. If he shifted to his human form, he should be able to phase right through the building. Whatever they had keeping him in the chair probably didnât extend below it. He focused on returning back to life.
Nothing happened. No ring of light; no transformation. Confused, Danny looked down at himself once more and did a double-take.
He wasnât in his Phantom form. He wasnât wearing his hazmat suit, just the street clothes heâd been wearing that night. When he pulled a lock of his hair down to eye-level, it was black, not white.
He must really have died. Again.
He wondered why the colors hadnât inverted this time. Come to think of it, everyone sitting down in the waiting area looked pretty mundane, other than some of the outfits. Not a single person had skin tones he wouldnât expect from a living person; no green or blue anywhere in sight. They were very⊠human.
The people behind the counter were more exotic, like what heâd come to expect from the zone.
Anyway, Phantom form or not, Danny still was a ghost. Maybe even a full one now? He lifted up his hand and shifted it invisible. It was just as easy as it always was in ghost form. This must be his new normal, unless he had two ghost forms or something. But he could check that later. For now, he tried to make himself intangible.
He started to slide through the chair easily enough, but then the pressure returned, worse than before. It was almost crushing. He quickly picked himself back up and stopped using his powers.
âHoly shit, kid, what was that?â His neighbor looked impressed, and heâd drawn a few stares from other people as well.
âUh. Well, weâre dead. And dead people are ghosts. Ghosts can be invisible and go through stuff, right?â Did he still need to hide why he knew this? He probably shouldnât keep babbling. Danny stopped talking while he was ahead.
His neighborâs eyebrows lifted high. âCan we all do that?â He lifted his own arm, but when he visibly tried to focus, his entire form started flickering wildly, in and out of visibility.
The guy directly behind him irritably grunted. âCut it out, Flickers.â
His neighbor obliged with good humor.
He hadnât managed to get any one area to stay invisible for more than a second, and he hadnât gone entirely invisible even once. Still, he seemed pleased with his first try. âThanks!â he enthused. âHey, let me pay you back. My ticketâs only two people from the front. Why donât we swap?â He held out his ticket to Danny with a broad smile.
Danny supposed getting to the front sooner would get him answers sooner. He reached for the ticket.
âHave you checked the back of your ticket yet?â
Danny paused. The girl in front of him, the one whoâd appeared just after he had, was turned around in her seat. The white lenses of her dark mask looked at Danny from beneath a purple hood. Dannyâs neighbor looked annoyed at the interruption.
âNo?â Danny responded, taken aback. âWhy, whatâs there?â Danny flipped his ticket around.
Listed on the back side was a key explaining the meaning of the letters at the front of each personâs ticket number. Apparently, they were abbreviations for various words and phrases.
âTheyâre tropes.â The girl explained. âWhateverâs going on with this, uh, afterlife, the labeling system they use for it uses transmigration tropes. Which makes sense, if itâs the Transmigration Something Center.â
âTropes, like themes? Whatâs transmigration?â
âSure, like themes, close enough. Transmigration is,â she paused, seeming to struggle for an explanation, âyou know, like âisekaiâ or âportal fantasyâ.â
Danny looked at her blankly.
She slumped a bit, then straightened, holding up her ticket. âOkay, so mine starts with SH, right? The key says thatâs short for Summoned Hero or Heroine. Itâs common in stories where someone powerful and influential wants a person capable of becoming strong enough to destroy some great evil.â She paused. âOr great enemy, anyway. Not like Iâm an expert.â She frowned at her ticket for a moment, then shook her head and refocused.
âWhatâs yours?â
He showed her his ticket.
âOkay, EM. Looks like that one is⊠En Media Res.â
âOh, I know that one,â Danny realized. One of Lancerâs after school sessions heâd been guilted into paying attention to had gone over it. âThatâs when a book starts in the middle of something exciting happening, right?â
âOr a movie or whatever, yeah,â she confirmed. âIf thatâs whatâs going to happen to you when you get shipped off to wherever, that⊠actually sounds pretty rough.â Her fingers drummed against the top of her chair for a moment as she considered him. Then she shifted her gaze to his neighbor.
âHey, didnât you check his ticket earlier?â Her voice was skeptical. âYou would have known that, right?â
The guy next to Danny scratched the back of his neck with his empty hand.
âOkay,â he said. âYou caught me. I was concerned for you, kid. You look like a stiff breeze could knock you over.â
âHey!â Okay, that was true. But to be fair, Vortex would also knock this guy over.
âIâm just saying! Anyway, I donât feel right about leaving you to something like that, so here.â He pushed his ticket at Danny, reaching for the one in Dannyâs hand.
Danny noticed, with dawning suspicion, that the guyâs thumb was covering the letters of his ticket. Danny couldnât quite keep the edge out of his voice when he asked, âWhat exactly were your letters, Flickers?â
The guy clicked his tongue before dropping his ticket and diving for Dannyâs. He leaned over as far as he could without quite leaving his seat. Danny hurriedly moved his hand out of the way. Flickers pulled Danny back toward him with one arm around his neck and grabbed for his ticket with an arm longer than Dannyâs own.
DING!
âNow taking PZ52728.â
Just before grasping fingers could close around the slip of paper, the man vanished. Danny whipped his gaze upward to check for the PZ monitor. It was just at the edge of the visible sections. His former neighbor was at the counter, straining against what looked like nothing. He struggled the entire time the employee behind the counter spoke to him, right up until he was swallowed by a swirling mist rising up from his feet. The same mist had swallowed everyone whoâd gone up to the counter so far.
âAttention Transmigration Placement Center candidates,â a voice spoke over a PA system. âPlease keep hold of the ticket youâve been provided, as supplies are limited and no replacements are available. This is your notification that transmigrating without a ticket will not improve your placement. It will, however, prevent you from binding with a system on arrival and accessing transmigrator privileges. Thank you for your patience; an agent will assist you soon. Happy travels!â
âOh boy,â the girl in front of him said. She looked up from the key on her ticket. There was a pause, for a moment, like she was going to say something, but in the end, she turned back around in her seat and slumped into it, head lolling back to look up idly.
Danny frowned and looked at his key.
PZ. Patient Zero.
He wondered what that meant. It felt like heâd heard it before.
Danny was used to being attacked. It happened with depressing regularity. But still.
âThanks, Purple,â he said. âYou really helped me out there.â
The girl bunched the fabric of her cape in one hand and lifted it above the chair. She waved it in the air at him, not moving otherwise.
âItâs eggplant, not purple.â
âHuh,â he considered the outfit. âColor me surprised.â
The girl snorted, dropping the edge of her cape to once again drape down the side of her chair.
âThanks, Eggplant,â he said. She shot a languid two-fingered salute toward the plain white ceiling.
He settled back to wait.
From somewhere behind him, a breathless voice asked, âIâm alive?â
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ăSystem Supportă Peerless Cucumber
Re: possible hacked client - unlocked skills; spectral abilities; no this really is your final form (for now)
Ticket Status: Closed
Notes: Assessor didnât flag returnee status. Flag is now active, which should prevent more false âsuspicious activityâ alerts. Unlocked skills from alpha should now have skill growth bonuses applied. Spectral abilities approved, but nerfed while in a human body with no ectoplasm infusion. The spectral form is denied until ectoplasm levels hit the prerequisite for unlock.
(Ha! You broke the story flow in the first five minutes! That idiot running the quests team is going to strangle whoever did your assessment.)
ăSystem Messageă
System synchronization failed. Unable to launch Transmigrator Support System.
Running diagnosticâŠ
User already synchronized to a system.
Transferring data...
Checking world statusâŠ
Updating scenarioâŠ
Cold air escaped his lips.
Dannyâs eyes blinked open so naturally that it took him a moment to realize he still wasnât in control. He processed the steel gray ceiling and walls, the medical equipment, and the discomfiting fact that he was strapped down to a gurney.
Every hospital Danny had seen had white walls. If heâd woken up in a lab, he was going to be terrified pissed.
There was a series of rectangular locker-like doors against the back wall. The air was cool, musty, and smelled of antiseptic and an unfamiliar blend of chemicals. Three metal tables were lined up in a row across from him. Two were covered in white sheets that hid lumpy contents beneath the fabric.
Oh. A morgue. Yeah, that tracked. Danny was sure whoever worked down here was going to have a fun shift.
His body immediately got to wriggling. He wished it luck.
Danny took the opportunity to check his debuff timer. It was an instinct that came even before he thought to wonder how heâd gotten here. The urge to be in control was maddening.
51:22:23
No. That was wrong! Whatâwhat happened? Why was itâ
The memory came back to him. Then he wished it hadnât, actually. Heâd been fine with confusion. Because, with roughly 14 hours remaining before he would have been back in the driverâs seat of this bodyâŠ
@overkilled liked this short starter call (for Liam!)Â
âWhy exactly did you help me when you found me out on my own?â The question comes from Jaxâs lips almost absently as he messes with a tear in the knee of his pants. âI know I didnât have much control of myself and I really couldâve fucked things up for you. I guess Iâm just havinâ a hard time understandinâ why youâd risk so much for a stranger.âÂ