☂ + me and you c;
send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;
mistressmxleficent:
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: You.
whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping. Me.
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room. ME, but with coke or gatoraid.
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t. YOU.
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner. Me.
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary. Us.
argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular. Me.
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting. Me.
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema. You, although I don’t like popcorn so all is good.












