@ouroborosloop gets a greeter starter from… Sam Tyler (?)
It shouldn’t exist; A five storey deep hole in the middle of St. Peter’s Square that could fit a doppeldecker bus in diameter and then some. It shouldn’t exist. Not just for the inconvienience it caused. Also because it hadn’t been there yesterday. Which, frankly, should be impossible. No damage to the surrounding area. Only a mystery hole in the ground inspiring conspiracy theories around the end of the world and aliens.
DI Sam Tyler didn’t believe in aliens. He believed in science and scientific explanations alone. Which rendered his whole existence a little bit problematic, given that he could not explain who he was.
Mesmerised by the abyss, the police detective stood there wondering for a long time, before he spotted someone else at the scene he wasn’t familiar with. “Excuse me, DI Tyler,” he flashed his badge as he approached the other, “Are you authorised to be here?”