#ourmissdes

*Des hasn't seen this Scoot around in a while.  The whole collar business has really gotten him down.  Why not pay him a visit today with her new snake-on-a-leash gig.  She finally hunts him down in the kitchen.*  Heeeyyyy Liam look-  *Oh god, he looks like shit.  Okay play it cool.*

Liam?  What happened?

The new Scout gluin' bowls to our cabinets's what happened. That and I'm too lazy to get a bowl anyways. Unless we're not talkin' about cereal. 

……LLLLiaaaammmmmmmm.

Hey Des. What's up? Dont' mind me.

Her name is Des 

an' she's really tall,

I hope she's got good balance

in case she falls

cause she's big and she'd crush my head...

..an' I'd be dead. 

Eaaattttt theeemmmm theyre good for you!

:Y Good for me? They're loaded with sugar. I will never fall asleep if I eat one of those right now. 

— ourmissdes

*Liam is very pleased with his Christmas haul this year. He grins as he pulls out Des's gifts* 

what was their first kiss like

Probably super awkward, probably drunken

where were they their first time having sex

If Tamer has his way it'd definitely be in his room.

who’s louder

Des, Tamer's a quiet sort in just about everything he does.

who wakes up first

Tamer, up at the crack of dawn.

who performs/receives oral more often

Tamer receives a lot more, but he tries to give just as much.

who tries new things more often

Des, she'll probably have to make Tamer try new things.

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include