hey y'all!! i'm a Samus selfshipper and this is my blog where i go be crazy about my fictional wife *starts foaming at the mouth thinking about her*
i dont consider any of this to be canon even to my own interpretation of the metroid series, this is purely just like a silly little side story to make myself feel better. that being said i think i will make a post or two eventually about my personal metroid timeline and our lore as a couple.
one thing i will NOT tolerate is blatantly sexualising her. just please dont.
yes i understand she isnt real but damn let a girl dream
i even have a gf irl that i love very much and they said its chill for me to keep doing this
#i heart my dumbass wife - me making fun of her
#gets a nosebleed and passes out - i am such a pathetic lesbian
#sighs dreamily - shes so beautiful to me omg
#thats-my-wife......... - for when she aura farms
#our lore - stuff i wrote up in regards to our relationship
#food for thought - ideas to consider for later