#otps!

Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping five? Basically as soon as Margaery came to court and Sansa thinks about how Margaery's presence has changed everything. At that point Sansa is just so alone and mistreated that the idea that someone - A LADY SOMEONE - could help 'save' her in whatever small measure she needed at the time, I was just like OH GOD YES PLEASE. 

Have you ever read fanfiction about two? UM YES, mostly by the same author, surreallis, AND IT IS GLORIOUS. 

Has a picture of four ever been your screensaver/profile pic/etc? No, but then again, I don't really put any ships as my screensaver/background pic/etc. And I've had the same icon since joining Tumblr. XD I mean, CAT ON THE IRON THRONE C'MON NOW. 

Why is one so important? Why is one so awesome? We are introduced to so many dysfunctional, unhappy couples in ASOIAF, and Ned and Cat are such a necessary contrast - a time that an arranged marriage DID work out. And it wasn't easy, and there were certainly obstacles, but there's no doubt that they're well-matched and that they draw strength from one another. THEY'RE A TEAM AND I LOVE THEM. :___; 

Is four a serious or funny ship? Both! Parks and Rec is a comedy so there's definitely comedic moments (BEING MARRIED, IT'S LIKE YOU COME HOME AND GO....WHOOOOA. YOU'RE MY SEXY ROOMMATE. WE LOVE EACH OTHER.) but they actually do have a very strong, committed, beautiful relationship. "I love you and I like you" - THE ULTIMATE IN ROMANCE. 

Out of all the ships, which one has the most chemistry? Elliot and Olivia, easy. TWELVE YEARS OF UST WITH NO RESOLUTION. I WILL NEVER RECOVER. 

Out of all the ships, which one has the strongest bond? I would say Jaime and Cersei, and it's the type of bond that is going to strangle both of them in the end. THEY CAME INTO THIS WORLD TOGETHER, AND THEY WILL LEAVE IT TOGETHER TOO. 

How many times have you watched two’s source material? LMAAAAO well since SVU is basically always on TV, I can't even begin to guess how many episodes I've watched and rewatched, but it easily numbers in the hundreds, if not over a thousand. XD

Which ship lasted the longest? I'm also confused what exactly this question is asking. Jaime and Cersei because they were born together and were involved for the longest? Elliot/Olivia because I shipped it through twelve TV seasons? Ben and Leslie because they have been together the longest in the actual source material (and how does seasons compare to a book novel)? Which I shipped the longest, probably Elliot/Olivia, and I ebb and flow with my commitment. Longest steady commitment would be Ned/Cat. 

How many times has five broken up? They haven't been actually together so they haven't broken up. THEY ARE FAR APART IN CANON RIGHT NOW. :( 

If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would come out alive: one or three? Ned and Cat; Jaime and Cersei would start off well but would inevitably self-destruct, as they are wrought to do. 

Did four have to hide their relationship for any reason? LOL Yes! Because technically Ben was Leslie's boss (ish) and Chris, who was Ben's boss, had a strict no-fraternizing policy. 

Is five still together? NOOOOOOOOOO, they are far apart, alas. :( 

Is one canon? INDEED IT IS. 

If all five ships were put together in the hunger games, who would win? Elliot and Olivia, obviously. They have the training and the teamwork. No question. 

Has anyone ever tried to sabotage five’s relationship? GRRM! CERSEI! OLENNA TYRELL! EVERYONE! 

Which ships will you defend to death and beyond? All of them? I mean, they're my OTPs! 

Have you ever spent hours a day going through three’s tumblr tag? No, but I follow some excellent people who reblog awesome stuff!