#otpr

Kissing, The one thing in life that teens love (other than music, and sex.... oh and did i mention music?) So i guess ill tell my first experience with a kiss and then my first Real experience with a kiss. Ill tell you what i mean in a minute but for now lets take ourselves to this magical place that kids love, pre-k. Now admit it, pre-k was da fuqing bomb. Like no joke everyone loved pre-k.  Sylvester Stallone loved pre-k, and you know he loves nothing other than His little arnie schrawtsy ( MY OTP IS SYLVESTENEGGER) So basically why im talking about pre-k is because i had my first kiss there, not even just a kiss like full on makeout session tongue and all, god im weird now that i said that aloud..... Anywho it was with this girl, Lets call her Marly (definitely didn't just switch out the first letter of hew name, who knows?) So basically it started out as friends then got more... specialer? I dont even know anymore *facepalm* Anyhow basically we kissed one day behind the barn at the school playground and every time we went to that playground at school from then on we would make out until one day, nevermind that story is for tomorrow. Next up is the first Real kiss, what i mean by that is my first full fledged love ridden kiss. I dont car if you kissed some girl in pre-k because that shit wasn't real (no offense) I mean like when you actually in love and you kiss, this is the only, and i mean, ONLY thing that is like the movies, like that chill you get up your spine when your favorite anime characters otp kiss for the first time chill up spine, that shit happens when you kiss for the first time and you in love... So mine was when i was when i was 12 and i fell in love with, Ellie? (good name right?) Well i had had a major crush on her since i was 6 and i finally told her when i was 10 and we dated for 2 years until one day i told her i loved her and we kissed in my room and it felt like all my otp’s just kissed in front of me, trust me, its amazeballzing. So fall in love then kiss them, dont have a loveless kiss you perverted bastards!

Husband: ”But it’s not a bromance.”

Me: “Sure it is. One of them just happens to have a vagina.”

Husband: “Yeah. Thus- not a bro.”

Me: “Well there isn’t a word for it. It’s like an OTP for friendship.”

Husband: “It’s called a platonic relationship.”

Me: “So what One True Pairing platonic relationship? OH ONE TRUE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP. OTPR. That’s it. New fandom term. Let me write this down.”

I just realized I ship them hard together. Not that I think they're in love. Not that I think they're fucking.  Not that I think they're BFFs. They're just retards. And obviously enjoy being retards together. Synchronized hand waving, randomly bowing to each other and shaking each others hand for no apparrent reason, spraying fake snow at everyone, laughing at inanimate objects, failing at English... SO MANY THINGS THEY CAN DO TOGETHER <3