Peacock vs Public Relations
Peacock vs Public Relations
Peacock sighed as she walked into the lobby of Le Grand Paris. *Wonder what Mayor Defarge -Bourgeois wants now*
âhello there Beautifulâ a familiar voice purred.
âAww, that means so much, considering you canât see my face.â Peacock snarked at the similarly aged teen, Andre Antonio Defarge - Bourgeois, Mayor Chloe Defarge-Bourgeoisâs son.
âCome on baby donât be like that, Iâm Italian and french, Iâm practicality, the god of romance.â He smiled as he placed his arm around her.
âYouâre only Âź Italian and unless you magically grow boobs, your dick turns into a vagina and someone deflates your ego. I donât think weâre going to be anywhere within 3 meters of each other. â Peacock said dryly removing his arm from her shoulder as if it were her brotherâs dirty socks.
âSo thatâs the way you swing belle? Invite me over maybe I can watch you and your girlfriend make outâ He smirked but it quickly fell away as Pea decked him in the face.
âSo much for videoing your success with Peacockâ his sister, Justine Chloe Defarge-Bourgeois said flatly.
âGet me a towel!â He yelled hands holding his newly broken nose.
âWhatâs all the noise- Andre! My baby! Oh god who did this to you?!â Chloe cooed her hand on Andreâs cheek. âPeacock did itâ Justine said showing the video to her mother, âdonât worry. I posted this on all my social media accounts.â
âPEACOCK!â The mayor yelled, causing the hero to lift up her hands in defense, âI was going to help you, dismiss the charges against you, but now that youâve assaulted my son in my own home, no less! You have 10 minutes before I call the police. â
âThatâs fairâ Peacock said nervously before sprinting out of the hotel. *oh this is so going to haunt me*
Louis Dupain-Cheng smirked when he say a familiar blue figure climb through his window.
âYou are so screwedâ He grinned as Pea flooped onto the floor.
âPiccoo, feathers flewâ Emma sighed de-transforming, âshut up and give me the views.â
âOver a million. And thatâs not counting the memes.â Louis said flatly.
âYou think it will blow over?â Emma gave her brother a hopeful smile.
âConsidering your mouth already ruined any chances of being considered family friendly. The multiple cases of property damage-â
âHey itâs not my fault my miraculous power doesnât fix things. Iâm integrity not good luck!â Emma snarked.
âI donât know that was one good punch kidâ Piccoo smiled.
âShut up, not helpingâ Emma growled.
âAnyways, those plus that time you tired to pay a taxi driver with a high-five-â Louis rolled his eyes as she cut him off again.
âIt was a crisp high five and It worked in the deadpool movieâ Emma retorted.
âWasnât that the guy that threw a soda can at us?â Piccoo asked, as he plopped down on Emmaâs head.
âNot now bird brainâ Emma growled at her kwami hat.
âWell the mayor just put an A.P.B. out for your arrested. I would say youâre screwed. Royally. However considering the fact that you sucker punched the guy who shoves me in my locker daily and I can now watch him getting hit in the face with Imogen heapâs hide and seak in the background, according to me, youâre the best person on the planet. â Louis smiled giving her a hug.
âAww loo-looâ Emma snuggled her little brother, âhow long do I have til the old people find out?â
âAbout ten minutesâ
âMmm whatcha say? Mmm That you only meant well? Well if course you didâ played over the computer speaker.
âI could watch this all dayâ Piccoo snickered as he hit replay.
âNot helping Piccoo. Not helping.â Emma groaned.
Thatâs how Peacock became one of most popular superheros at Collège Françoise Dupont. The rest of Paris not so muchâŚ