#oskaar

tumblr, I'm ashamed that I didn't see a SINGLE Oskaar post today for daylight savings. I WILL BRING HIM TO YOU IF YOU DO NOT BRING HIM TO ME.

ARIES: If I could have your hour I would rip it from your hands before you! TAURUS: Now I’m going on a journey to one of our famous beaches here in Iceland -- auuugh!  Fucking dog shi— GEMINI: Tell your friends -- hey, fucking battery! CANCER: Hey, you haven’t seen my dog, have you? Stallone, you know, Stallone, like the Cliffhanger movies. Stallone!  Hang on. Stallone! LEO: Think about me, Dave.  VIRGO: I get three hours of sunlight per day! Every day, three hours! And you are arguing about one hour! LIBRA: I have to sit! For two hours! In front of ultra-violent light! SCORPIO: Every day after I come home from work, I take my dog for a walk in this beautiful park here, can you see? No, you can’t see, cause it’s fucking too dark. SAGITTARIUS: I wouldn’t swim in that if you fucking paid me a million dollars! CAPRICORN: I got your email the other day! IT MADE ME REALLY FUCKING ANGRY! AQUARIUS: I drink fish shits two times per day!  This stops me from being funny in the head! PISCES: Save, save your daylight! Save it! Don’t let it run away in front of your face!

Think about me Dave.

I fucking looooove this video hahahaha

FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF

Because everyone is taking about DST and I hadn’t seen this make the rounds in while.  

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