#osc hosts

“To the one who finds this, congrats! You won the final challenge.”

“You will find that my body is only a few feet away, my apologies.”

“I have decided to terminate myself, noting all the harm I’ve cause you earthlings.”

“You found out I wasn’t like you guys a bit ago, I know.”

“I’m just sorry I wasn’t the one to tell you”

“But if anything, I’m glad binoculars was.”

“I hope you objects can recover from all the suffering this gameshow brought to you all.”