#orvarstok

Designs are based on my "LoveLetter" AU.

Prycerite (Pink): "HEY, YOU NARCISSISTIC DUMB@$$! This isn't to celebrate YOU!" 💢 Bant (Blue): "Um, at least he's having fun?" ^-^;

SOMEHOW DESPITE LOSING MY @#)$ I MADE SENSE OUT OF THIS.

[[My "LoveLetter" AU interpretation of Spamton's situation shortly after making "the deal" with the "phone entity."]]

It was 1992.

Spamton, still a White Addison, was shown proof of the phone entity's "Absolute Certainty," a power he claimed to possess that accurately predicted the future 100% of the time. He showed proof of this by telling Spamton to call a specific number to pitch an item to, and after following his exact instructions, the sale closed without a hitch. He chalked it up to coincidence, but after a similar success with an e-mail sale, Spamton could no longer deny that there was merit to this man's power... And so, Spamton signed the deal to have the phone entity work as a permanent advisor and business partner for absolutely no commission fee and with the promise of transforming him into a BIG SHOT, one the likes of which Cyber World had never seen before.