Gary: [Straightens his bow tie as he looks into a mirror]
Gary: Why hello there, handsome.
Leaf: [Enters the room. Sees Gary. Mortification crosses her features]
Leaf: Your hair looks awful.
Gary: Sweetheart, you've got to know that the hair is just as untameable as the man himself.
***This is an excerpt from a (very pointless) fanfiction I wrote. Read the rest of this abomination of literature here!!!












