#orryx

Hear me out: Orryx in the ‘Rose from Titanic’ pose. Do I need to elaborate any further?

The moment I started my BG3 journey Orryx spawned on my timeline. His luscious locks bewitched me, body and soul. Thank you @ztudiolaire for blessing us with this hunk.

Iintellectual thoughts I had while making this are below. Be warned: unhinged. (I’m sorry for being me, heh)

(MJ created by @sleepy-heads-blog)

It's a surprisingly boring day in the Dog-Lagomorph household. Sam and Max were relaxing in the backyard, Geek was in the basement tinkering with her inventions, and MJ was watching Jurassic Park with John.

John: You see this part here MJ? This is the best part of the movie, right here.

MJ: What's to see? They're just broken down by a fence.

John: Watch closely, you'll see it.

The movie proceeds to show a T-Rex coming out and wrecking everything.

MJ: Wow! Cool!

John: Told you that you'd like it.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

MJ: I'll go get it!

MJ rushed over to the door, and opened it to see an anthropomorphic raptor standing in front of him.

???: Hey kid, does a couple called Sam and Max live here?

MJ: Uuh yeah? Who even are you?

???: Oh, I worked with them a few years ago. Me and my boyfriend are on vacation here in New York, so we thought we might pop by for a visit.

MJ: I can go get them for you.

MJ: DAD, POP? THERE'S SOMEONE HERE FOR YOU!

Sam: We heard you MJ! Now who's here for us?

Max: If it's Lorne again, I've got to show him the business end of my new Tommy Gun!

The two look over at the raptor in front of them, and recognize who they are.

Sam: Rookie!

Max: Lumpy!

Sam: How've you been? We haven't heard much from you since you moved to the west coast!

MJ then realized who the person in front of him was. He remembered his fathers talking about some cases they did a few years ago with a rookie.

MJ; You must be Lumpy! My dads have told me a lot about you!

???: Yep, the name's Vel. Nice to meet you!

Vel offered out his hand for a handshake. MJ took it.

MJ: My name's MJ, I'm their kid.

Sam: So kid, what are you doing here?

Vel: Well, me and my boyfriend were in the area, so we thought we might visit you guys.

Max: You? Boyfriend?

Sam: Quiet bonehead. So who's your boyfriend?

Vel: Well, he's kind of I guess, unusual to say the least... Oh! There he is!

Just as he finished saying that, an anthropomorphic body of purple fire comes out of nowhere.

???: Hey Vel, there you are.

Vel: This is my boyfriend, Orryx... He's an elder god.

Orryx: Nice to meet you.

Max; Pretty normal.

Vel: Figured you would have had a bigger reaction.

Sam: Eh, it's pretty normal to us, I mean Max's brother is married to an elder god!

Orryx: That wouldn't happen to be Nyarlethotep would it?

Max: Yep!

Vel: Well, it was nice seeing you guys. Nice meeting you MJ!

MJ: Where are you going?

Vel: We're gonna go do some free running around New York.

MJ: Really! I love free running! Can I join you guys?

Vel: Sure thing little guy! You two okay with that?

Sam: Yeah, sure.

Max: If he dies, you're both getting bullets through your skulls.

MJ: Yay! I'll go get changed, okay?

Alright, I know that a lot of people have been making Cadetsonas lately. If you don't know, a Cadetsona is whoever is making it's version of the protagonist of Sam and Max: This Time it's Virtual!, aka Lumpy. Recently, I have been thinking about making my own, and here he is.

Vel Raptor

Vel is an anthropomorphic velociraptor. (think like the ones from Jurassic Park, not the ones with feathers and stuff) He's 25, and he enjoys running, rollerblading, parkour, and adventure. His fashion style can basically be described as Jet Set Radio, mainly stuff that allows him to move easily without being caught on something. He's a very nice guy, who never really gets mad at others unless they really piss him off. His favorite games and shows tend to be stylish and flashy. Things such as Jet Set Radio, The World Ends With You, Air Gear, Persona 5, killer7, and Splatoon. Vel is bisexual, he's had his fair share of flings in the past, but nothing too major. He's still on good terms with his exes, as whenever he broke up, the feeling was mutual, and they both felt it just wasn't working. He's currently in his first serious relationship with someone he genuinely cares about, he's even considering proposing. (More about this later) Vel's firearm is an Uzi which he uses for spray and pray tactics, using his speed to his advantage.

Backstory:

Vel was created by Momma Bosco as a genetic experiment by using her old machine that she used to create Bosco. However, after Vel was born, she made the tough decision to put Vel up for adoption, as she could only afford to have one kid. He was adopted by a kind and caring couple who loved and cared for him. They supported him, and gave him a sense of justice. However, he didn't really know what to do with his life. One day, while out on a run, Vel was struck by a giant monster attacking the neighbourhood, and he was slammed into a dumpster, where he met Sam and Max. After the events of the VR game, Vel graduated and became an official Freelance Police officer. He asked Sam and Max if he could be their west coast branch, and the two consented, asking for him to keep in touch in any way he could. After this, Vel moved to Seattle, where he started up his Freelance Police business.

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