#orregrets

Pharah: (Looking at a magazine) that would be nice...

Ana: (looks over her shoulder) A motorcycle? Isn’t that dangerous?

Pharah: Mother! I am not a child!

Ana: (sees roadhog walking through) Roadhog, you ride a motorcycle, right?

Roadhog: Yeah.

Ana: Pharah is interested, but knows nothing about them, is that dangerous?

Roadhog: Yeah.

Pharah: (scowling at her mother before looking to Roadhog) Then, would you be willing to teach me more about them so I don’t worry my mother?

Roadhog: Sure. 

Pharah and Ana: Really?

Roadhog: Yeah. better than letting you get hurt.

Pharah: Oh, well, thank you, Roadhog, can we start tomorrow, after lunch?

Roadhog; (nods and leaves)

Moment of silence

Pharah: (narrows her eyes) Mother, you did that on purpose, didn’t you?

Ana: (smug as all hell sipping her tea) I have no idea what you mean, but i am glad you are playing well with your new teammates (leaves)

Pharah: I AM 32 YEARS OLD! I AM A GROWN WOMAN, MOTHER AND YOU NEED TO STOP REFERRING TO MY INTERACTIONS WITH COWORKERS AS PLAYDATES!!!

Ana: Lol no.

Then Hog is a good teacher and he and Pharah become friends and Ana is the smuggest in the all land, the end.

...Yeah, this is what happens when I see fan art someone did of Pharah owning a motorcycle.