#oricorio post

I try to do ONE thing. I try to start ONE account to bide my time after my entire life has been uprooted. Ground up flipped over. Fresh Prince of Wherever The Fuck. And now I'm doing a shared blog and I'm supposed to be "social."

I don't need a GUIDE on being social. I know HOW. I just don't WANT to.

...I made this account for a reason. One particular reason.

Anyways. About me, about me, about me—

My partner is a Roserade, I've had it for ages. It's name is irrelevant. I live in Lumiose City, obviously, and I'm a member of the Rust Syndicate, obviously. My pronouns are he/him, I'm an adult. and my name is...

Whatever. Tea, roses, whatever you come up with is fine. You people don't get to know my name

And on to who l'm sharing this blog whwiaga

I'LL BE TAKING THIS! LEMME SHOW ROSE HOW A PROPER INTRO POST IS DONE! :D HI! IM DEMI! NICE TO FUCKIN' MEET YOU~! ) 

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HERE'S SOME FUN FACTS!:

-We're grunts of Rust Syndicate~!

- My partner Pokémon is a very delightful Baile Style Oricorio! She can and WILL beat your ass~ 😌

-We're both 24! My birthday is on May 19th and Tea's is on April 21st

- I ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN' LOVE MIXOLOGY AND DRINK MAKING!!

- Tea Rose over here isn't too bad of a Tea Sommelier himself either~!!! :>

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...He stole my phone.

Why do they need to know my birthday again? Or my? Skills? That's how assassinations happen—

No. Okay. Whatever. Just— I've been lurking on this app long enough to know you guys use anything as fuel. That better be Demi's problem and NOT MINE.

Be nice to him or I'll start pulling teeth.

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