May 26
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
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got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
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it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii π okayπ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. π₯Ί and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! π«’ and that is No Good π ββοΈ hahaaa So. π I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! π― Uh oh! π There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! π€¨ Whaaat? π€·ββοΈ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. π I've been killing people,
autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally
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because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me
GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)
but still, it's just about being polite
so now you know
tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something
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by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....
"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it
honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like