ekaitz: he likes fishing. he also hates the status quo and societal expectations. men (as in, everyone) fear him

valen: he has social anxiety

orca: she is a pirate and commits crimes. has definitely kissed women before kissing arelis

arelis: despite the satirical nature of the hat, when taken completely seriously it has boomer energy. also war crimes energy. this man has committed war crimes and is a boomer

ashaya: she's god. god girlbosses people.

ordell: self explanatory hat