#orangecarpet

 “NATO Summit Welcomes Orange Carpet for Colonel Chaos”

In a bizarre turn of events at the Hague’s NATO Summit, Summit organizers apparently mistook a Trump impersonator for the actual former president—and rolled out an inflatable orange carpet just in case. The real Trump never arrived, but Noodleburg’s top parade planners insisted it “safely hedged all diplomatic bets.”

Spectators reported animated scenes of dignitaries awkwardly stepping around the carpet, unsure whether to shake hands or salute. Meanwhile, a choir of wind instruments serenaded the carpet entrance, hitting exclusively B-flat-flat-flat—“a nod to Trump’s Twitter tone,” organizers joked.

The summit also unveiled new defense spending goals: 5% of GDP by 2035, with Europe agreeing to buy the UK’s entire stock of F‑35 jets—strictly to keep them out of Trump’s hands—because, according to one Polish delegate, “if they can’t crash in real life, at least we crash the supply.” 

The whole spectacle left analysts wondering: did NATO just promote Europe’s real security, or did it accidentally stage the world’s most awkward fashion shoot?

Why Noodleburg cares:

Diplomatic Faceplants: Rolling out the orange carpet when the star guest stays home? That’s peak Noodleburg-level over‑preparedness!

Defense Drama: Five percent of GDP on defense? Our town council would just build another roundabout—and still outspend us.