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Perhaps I should add on to that caption. I met a guy yesterday, at the golf tournament my  golf course was hosting. He was giving the golfers free oysters as the golfers made their turn to the last 9 holes. (oysters are really slimy I almost puked when i ate one) Anyways, I decided to go talk to him after I was done grilling food for everyone; plus I was bored. So we start talking and the conversation turns out to be really nice. He came off as really sweet and humble. He kind of reminded me of myself; avoids confrontations, outgoing, perhaps a little shy but talkative. He tells me how he caters seafood for parties, does real-estate, and manages buildings all at the same time. Which I thought was pretty impressive, my tiny body couldn't handle all that shiz. So later, my mom calls me and tells me that she's here to pick me up; he says "Was that your mom?" and I was like "Yeah, I have to go now.." and he's all "Well it was really nice meeting you" and I said "It was nice meeting you too". Im starting to walk away, but I look back to get one last look because I didn't think I was ever going to see him again, and there he is running after me! He says "Hey Sara!" and I'm like "Yeah?", he asked me "Are you free on sundays?". I said "Ehh sometimes..." and then he asks "Well would you ever like to go on a boat ride with me one day?" (Mind you we were talking about how he takes his boat out a lot and I mentioned that I've never been on a boat. I mean I have, down at the lake but never in the ocean.) So I'm really excited and just shocked that he even asked me. But yeah I said yes and we exchanged numbers. BUT NOW THE CRAZY PART THAT I STILL CANT FATHOM. He's 27 years old. I'm 19 years old. My mom met my dad when he was 19 and she was 27. IS THIS NOT ODD?? BECAUSE I THINK IT IS.

So NME didn't write that about Alex?...

poor my white ass