#options ex

...alert system capabilities. This test message has been initiated by national alert and warning authorities. In coordination with emergency alert system participants, including broadcast, cable, satellite, and wire line participants in your area. Had this been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just heard would have been followed by emergency information, news, or instructions. This is only a test. We now return you to regular programming.

*drums kick in*

*bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bwee bwee bwee, doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo doooo, dee dee dee deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*