Apr 19, 2014
xanthopsia
xanthopsia n. optical defect causing everything to seem yellow
William Wordsworth:
I wandered lonely as a cloud, That floats on high o’er vales and hills When all at once I saw a crowd, A host, of golden …
ARRRGHHH! Everything is yellow! I must have xanthopsia!
Samuel Taylor Coleridge:
Calm down, Bill. They’re bloody daffodils. They are meant to be that colour.
William Wordsworth:
Oh. Yes. Phew. I was worried there for a bit. Pass us the laudanum, would you.
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