OPRF Bulletin, Friday 12/18/15
The children thought that everything would end smoothly today. They would finish up their last final and go home. They were wrong.
As the 6th Period final ended, the students flooded the Student Center, trying to escape to their leisurely Winter Break. It was not that simple.
See, the security guards had recently discovered a woman living in a giant world of sand in the Huskie Catacombs. This woman was brought up to the surface and identified as Jessica Johnson, a student who went missing back in 1993. This student was famed for her ability to eat rocks, and even made the front page of Trapeze. She was down there for 23 years. However, she does not appear to have aged at all.
Anyways, she was taking in all the changes to OPRF and wandering the halls, marveling at the new improvements. Suddenly, a giant creature leaped upon her.
The students ran out of the way as the giant hellbeast-type thing cornered Jessica against the staircase, its eyes flaming. Jessica didn’t seem too scared or shocked or anything, just mildly confused. The hellbeast (at least we think it was a hellbeast, it seemed far too intelligent to be one) was a little surprised that she wasn’t surprised, and mildly trampled a group of nearby students.
The security guards sprung into action a little slowly, since they aren’t used to actually doing anything besides yelling at students. The formed a barrier between the beast and the remaining student body.
The hellbeast turned back to Jessica. It’s eyes flamed more than they had been flaming earlier. The beast’s claws slid closer to Jessica’s throat. She began to tremble in fear, sand falling off of her shoulders as she did so. The hellbeast let out a long and menacing snarl and lunged.
Nobody is quite sure how the next event happened, but it did happen and nobody can dispute that.
A lion leaped from an unknown location and jumped to Jessica’s defense, the hellbeast recoiling in alarm. The lion pushed the hellbeast back until it had enough room to stand upon all four paws. It let out a mighty roar, causing the hair of the students in the room to fly backwards as if blown by a massive wind.
After a quick and one-sided battle, the hellbeast lay defeated.
It let out a long breath, accepting its fate.
Then it spoke, in beautiful, fluent, well-spoken English.
“The Laither is coming for you.”
After the body had been disposed of, the lion turned back to the awestruck security guards. The lion spoke, in a beautiful and somewhat unidentifiable accent.
“My name is Aslan. I’m the new Counselor here.”
Have a good Winter Break, Huskies. See you in January!