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UR HIRED!!!

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[Slaps down "always hiring at iRaid" flyer] MEEEE ME ME ME HIRE ME
UR HIRED!!!

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Shout out to @opalwhisker for being my eyes and ears on the ground to tell me neat hermitcraft stuff when I’m busy and unable to watch, a fantastic host when I got to visit, and a great artist who pushes through difficulty to make her visions come to life both in Minecraft AND on digital paper!
AND she made arrangements and lugged around gifts I made for the hermits to bring to twitchcon when I couldn’t go! PHENOMENAL PAL!!!
@opalwhisker !!!
You have a whole cyborg au and im over here thinking too much about the cat lmfao anyways have some jellie headcanons
- Jellie is one of those cats that pushes buttons to talk
-Impulse tried to give her one of those speech collars like Ren has, but she always slipped out of it/chewed the device to pieces so now they just use buttons
-she has a lot of buttons, including ones for each person in their voice. She likes to press Scar's a lot because he'll give her attention when she does, but she pushes it a lot when he's gone to indicate she misses him and also to hear his voice
-she asks grian for treats all the time because he'll give them to her, almost specifically because he was asked not to (she's getting too chunky grian!)
-sometimes she'll accidentally knock something off the counters and mumbo can hear in the distance: "Mumbo" "Clean"
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AWWWW OMG YES! YES YES YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!! she's one of those cats who will ask weird existential questions and cause scar's ai to continuously fail and overheat
sorry for having the askbox closed x) people still reblog the hc x dsmp post crazy amount
I said I would do it...
A special dedication to @opalwhisker AO3 @mojo-chojo @brac-a-bric
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One moment Tango was drinking Impulse's blood. His boyfriend who happened to own a bar and be a jinn. And the next he hit a far wall as Impulse yelled "Skizz!" That was quite random and Tango never heard him say it but as he blinked the shock of the impact away - he might have been a monster hunter retired to be a vampire but it still hurt, he saw a strange man. A man who dressed suspiciously similarly to Impulse.
Oh my god every time I see someone send you some batshit insane ask I am so sorry you don't deserve that you're a national hero 😔 ✌
dude im slavic i was born a soldier 😔 i can handle it /j

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its hot as hell outside and i really want ice cream
Lair Review for Opalwhisker
Yes!! Hit me with that peach/caramel combination!! I will always melt when you show me a dragon with these colors; I love it so much and my own boys Cohen and Gwyath are proof of that! Not only does Shizuka have amazing colors, but I’m a sucker for the lace apparel, especially the sepia variety. She’s a lovely fashionista and I would definitely let her give me fashion tips yes please.
You have so many pretty female SDs and Songbird is no exception. She has so many soft purples and blues, which I love, and the laces return! The apparel she’s dressed in makes her look so elegant combined with her color scheme! I’m a sucker for singers also, which only adds to how much she already has me charmed.
Um hello gorgeous!! Seriously, Kirunali is one of the prettiest imperial gals I think I’ve ever seen, but that may just be because I’m really biased toward abyss/abyss/rasp skink/spin dragons. Her colors? Flawless. Her apparel? Even more flawless. Not to mention I love the candle apparel, so that’s a big bonus! There’s just so much perfection within one dragon. I know she’s a spy, but she’s probably also a thief because she’s stolen my heart <3
Kravitz looks so grim and brooding that I had to review him too. I love seeing obsidian dragons that have a white ghost tert! His apparel and aesthetic is so spooky; I feel like I’d meet him as an apparition in a foggy graveyard, but he’d disappear before I could ask who he was. I also adore feathery wings on imperials! What a good spooky boy.
Thank you for requesting a review! Your lovely ladies melted my soul @opalwhisker
38, 41, 59 (video games one) Snails, Mermaid, Coral
b38. A game you’re ashamed to admit that you like?
Sonic Heroes. It’s been so long since I played it and I have no idea if its actually good but I only remember good things about playing it.
41. A genre that you just can’t get into?
JRPG. Not for lack of trying. I really liked Golden Sun 1 but I just can’t get interested in Final Fantasy or any others that I have tried. (also sports games. fuck those)
59. Do you play any cell phone games?
The only game I have is a cribbage app. So kinda
sails: describe your perfect partner
I’m really not sure what to say here. I guess just some one who shares many of my interests. They would have things that they are very passionate about but not necessarily the same as my passions.
mermaid: most embarrassing moment?
The first time I saw breasts irl I came in my pants. Thats pretty up there.
coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why?
A loaf of german rye bread because I’m made of right angles and very dense.