If each of your Mikaelsons had to kiss one of your other OCS outside of the family (and not kill them), who would you pair them with?
Rúna – Liam. Esther is fucking him and Rúna secretly believes that everything that belongs to Esther should also belong to her because they're #soulmates
Elias – Cypress. Guy who keeps time traveling because he kills everyone he loves, paired with the girl whose timeloop keeps resetting anytime an Original and their sireline dies would slap I fear. He would eat up Opal and Laurel with a spoon to varying levels of success. The second he realizes Laurel wants nothing to do with him (he wants her too much and she can tell) he'll get super annoying about it. Opal finds his relationship with his family to be off-putting and he tries to gaslight her like "but babe you LOVE when I cheat on you with my siblings."
Hadassah – Big fan of Danica who a raw magical talent that keeps Hadassah engaged, but she can also kick and make Danica cry with zero (0) repercussions. She believes that kissing Danica is basically a bonding experience with Finn (it isn't) and it gets her brownie points with her loml Freya (it doesn't) because she's such good friends with her favorite brother now (she isn't)
Bartholomew – a professional Bennett kisser, so obviously Opal. He is very fond of Lydia whose kisses taste like Death, Everlasting. If he could get his hands on Jeong-Hui, he would kiss her crazy style.
Delilah – Any of the Melroses (Heathrow, Madeline, Sophronia, Mathias) could probably fix something fundamentally broken inside her. Odette awakens a surprising streak of protectiveness in her and she starts attacking any man who gets too close to her girlfriend like omfgggg leave her alone
Salome – Brunhilda. Roll those dice, send her on that wild duck chase to stop the end of the world, they can make out with the cure trio together sloppy style.
Dinah – she's a lesbian fuckboy with a snapback and her ex's name tattooed on her bicep, her u-haul is already packed and ready to go for any witch within a fifty-mile radius, she'll move way too fast, tell you that she's never felt this way about anyone else before, and then break your heart in an astronomically cruel cheating scandal that will fundamentally shake you in ways you will never recover from. So. Rosemary. Dinah will make Rosemary siphon from her while fingerbanging just to see how it feels.
Idalia – Eleanor. She is drawn to dangerous people who have kissed her brothers, so this is a jackpot situation for her. She would really like Isolde too.
Miriam – Lenore is one of my favorites when I'm in the rare mood where I only want good things to happen to Miri. Sophronia would be well suited to her, I have a few AUs where they stumble into each other for this reason. I sometimes like doubling up on the sad girl aesthetic and letting her kiss Lydia—it dooms them both harder.
Johanna – okay. So. look. Rias has ruined me. Jo is insanely married to their OCs Atlas and Bryn. None of my OCs hold a candle to that. However, most of them could make it work. Jo is very versatile, a real all-around-er. I think Christopher and Seth are the only ones I can think of that would not be able to pull her.
Simeon – patron saint of being paired with abused and often sexually exploited women who deserve partners who are evil but respectful of them, so I like to let him have Odette because he'd be VERY nice to her. He loves kissing Magdalena.
Judith – she is hard to pair with people because she is secretly a black flag yandere when her jealous rage is triggered. Not to fall into the "golden retriever and black cat" dynamic, but I think a slightly older Agnes would be perfect for her because Agnes would simply never think to run or turn her back on Judith because she's too busy never shutting up.
Tamar – My chameleon girl <3 she could make anything work, but she'd be drawn to Liam, who would unfortunately immediately discount her entirely on the basis of Tamar being turned as a teenager and he just. He can't. he has too many teenagers in his life to find Tamar attractive. Otherwise, she is incredibly fond of Aurelia.





















