#oops !!!!

SJDJDNFNDD I !!!!!!!! HOOOO YALL FUEL ME TOO MUCH I GOTTA WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE TO BE OUT !! I DONT WANNA MISS ANYTHING !!!

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pat goes into it like, oh cool brennan and i are gonna DESTROY brian. together ! co-destruction.

and then brennan clocks them like half an hour in to dinner together, “you really let him get away with a lot, huh?” n brian slowly pulls his hand from pat’s thigh while keeping his eyes locked on brennan.

“what’d i do?” brian quips, looks from brennan to pat and back again.

“look at poor pat. barely able to focus on the conversation with the way you’re touching him.” brennan leans in. “in public, brian? what, you want everyone to know who you’ll be on your knees for when you get home tonight?” and brian’s hand flies back to pat’s thigh, squeezes as they both need to get a grip on something or be lost to the blow.

“it’s not... that obvious...” brian stammers, rests his head against his palm in an effort to hide the blush that’s risen to his cheeks.

it doesn’t work.

“maybe you’re right. maybe i’m biased, knowing all the ways you like to be bent over, pushed around, humiliated or hurt? right, pat? you think that makes me impartial?” and they’re both glancing at each other, back, at where their legs disappear below the table and just grace brennan’s.

their dinner comes.