making out with malleus for the first time without realizing he has a forked tongue would be so funny highkey. Because I’m one hundred percent certain he’d decide not to show or tell you beforehand solely for the purpose of seeing your surprise. He thinks it’s cute, chuckles and teases you, and then kisses you again, that long ahh tongue almost wrapping around yours as his tails tip flicks against your ankle just to make you shiver and gasp. See? Funny. At least to him










