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the Perpetual Last-minute Shopper Female Whut Ooglah Whut don't know much about the world, but this little lady knows one thing for certain: winter is coming. And what does that mean, exactly? Well, that means that the holidays are coming, and that means that she has to get gifts for everyone. It doesn't matter if it's the middle of the summer; there are still presents that need to be bought! Now! Before the best sales are over and they're all sold out of that lovely... whatever that thing is, she doesn't care, she needs it! For you! The problem is that Ooglah don't often have monies, so most of the time this girl is looking for deeply discounted items. Like that random bit of wood on the side of the street. She doesn't really know the difference between a store and a recycling bin, after all, and she'll run around in dazed and confused merriment taking milk cartons and broken baubles that've been thrown out on the street. She might even steal something on occasion; she doesn't mean to, of course... she's just very, very confused. She tends to hoard things until the holidays, hiding them under newspapers or scraps of wrapping paper that she collects. Mind you, she doesn't have the greatest sense of time, so 'the holidays' could be 'in an hour' or 'in the middle of July;' pretty much whenever one of the neurons fires in her sluggish brain. She's a generous little Whut, that's for sure, and a real sweetheart underneath the haze of confusion and vacant expressions, and for a few hours after she's unloaded her collected 'gifts' onto her bonded she becomes a downright sleepy cuddlebug... Oh, and a hungry one. Share your cookies, please? She certainly lives up to her species' name where appearance is concerned. Though you'd think all that running around looking for a bargain would trim some of her fat, it hasn't, and she's a rotund ball of soft fur and stubby legs that are always working overtime. Her squashed little face and empty stare don't do her any favors, either, but it's really the colors that do it. Her head, legs, and butt are all a shade of pale yellow, while her midsection is a pine green marked with evenly-spaced stripes of crimson and brighter red flecks, so that it almost looks like she's wearing an ugly Christmas sweater all the time. Her vocalizations tend to air on the side of 'huuuh?' and '???' all while she's pushing badly-wrapped gifts at you with her paws or rooting through the trash looking for more presents.
