I haven't finished the 1st draft of my Harvey fic—I've been working on it for like 2 months. I might finish it today, but idk if I'm being delulu or not. That's ok.
BUT, ALSO, I had a thought while I was on the treadmill this morning (I'm about to put a breakfast together)—What jobs do I think the sdv bachelors would have in Zuzu City?
Alex—He'd sell phones and be into hustle culture. He'd be making those rise and grind morning grwm videos too. He'd also do the public a solid and run shirtless through the suburbs for all the disappointed-with-their-life housewives and closeted husbands.
Sam—He'd work at a Guitar Galaxy or something like that. And 100% is that guy who tells you to go to all your job interviews stoned so the manager can't tell when you're stoned or not. Plot twist—his manager is as stoned as him.
Sebastian & Shane—Line cooks, and they'd work at the same restaurant and be so fucking mean to each other you wouldn't guess it's friendly banter.
Elliott—He'd be a columnist but also work part-time at a flower shop with Leah.
Harvey—I think he'd be a pediatrician. He's just such a sweet man.
