#onlymyfandomheart

1) Götzeus. Although most people post in the ‘gotzeus’ tag I think, you can also write it as  goetzeus. But that looks stupid.

2) WHERE DO YOU START OMG you’re lucky enough to start shipping them now because when I started shipping them there were litterally 2 English fics on the entire internet. So anyway, let me first do some shameless self-promotion:

1 (This is where I post my fics. I have 15 Götzeus fics but there’s some other gay stuff)

2 (This is where all the other AO3 people post their Götzeus. To be honest I haven’t been here in forever because Götzeus hurts like hell. It’s worth it though.)

AO3 is where I usually get my football fanfics, because it’s so lovely and organised. There’s probably stuff on Tumblr, LJ, and things spread across the internet. I’m thinking about doing a rec list some time soon though.

3) YES. So okay, master otp: Schweinski (Bastian Schweinsteiger/Lukas Podolski). There’s evidence in the Schweinski tag on my blog or just in the general Schweinski tag it’s just SO DAMN CUTE. They met in like 2005 or something? Lukas used to play for Bayern Munich with Basti, but he was always on the bench and even downgraded to FCB II, so he was unhappy, plus everyone was calling them Schweinski because they were a good couple (on + off the pitch) which he didn’t like, so then he went to Arsenal and there’s Per Mertesacker who’s also German. Some people ship him with Girolski, but in my opinion Schweinski »»»> Girolski.

One of my personal otp’s is Müllez, who also used to play together in FCB, but then Mario got injured and benched and transfered to Italy and we haven’t heard of him since. Basically what he says here is that he wants to sleep with Thomas. If you ship this, come sit with me and become my friend.

Some people ship Schwomez (Basti + Gomez), but that aint how i roll. There’s lots of other ships, literally tons of them and some people just ship everyone with everyone, but I guess that’s something you have to figure out on the way :)