#onlyjokesherebro002

“       I   prefer   cash        but then that’d mean I’d have to work for a living...   Doing the things people pay to me to do,  and blahblah and as much as I love getting paid,   I have zero plans on selling out so ...      “       he reaches for the nearby snack,  helping himself to a handful,   “   All you gotta do is hook me up with a place to stay for a few days and I can play bodyguard or whatever.   Need a cat to save from a tree?  I got you.   A store that needs robbing?   Remember to swipe a can of Dr. Pepper and I got you.  Oooo,  what about a walking smoke machine for pranks or for proving a point?  I can also do that no problem,  bro.   So?    ”