Keeping up with the Ragnvinders
-a series loosely based off events that happened in my household-
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Crepus- kaeya its time to go...
Kaeya- im not wearing shoes though
Crepus- why aren't you wearing shoes, i told you to put them on 5 minutes ago
Kaeya- i know, but my eyelashes hurt and i got distracted
Diluc- Kaeya please dont go into my room anymore
Kaeya- you're just mad cause i found your stash of chips and ratted you out
Diluc- NO I JUST DONT WANT YOU IN MY ROOM!
Crepus- Diluc, where's all the nutella? I just bought a new jar.
Diluc- in the tea cabinet
Crepus- why is it in the tea cabinet???
Diluc- so kaeya dosen't find it. He eats it by the spoonful.
Crepus- should we put the milk and peanut butter in the tea cabinet as well then?
Crepus- he eats peanut butter by the spoonful as well, and drinks milk out of the carton.
Diluc- .... what a fucking monster.... kick him out
Diluc-*aggresivly walkes through the door* Father Where Is The Ice Cream
Crepus- *slowly looks up from across the room with a bowl of ice cream*
Kaeya- i told you earlier he was eating the ice cream when i left to come get you
Diluc- But I Wanted Ice Cream!
Diluc- *yelling across the room* KAEYA THERES PAWS ON THE TABLE FOR YOU!
Kaeya- *from the other room* OK!
Crepus- annabelle (the maid) do you know what my children are talking about... paws on the table?
Annabelle- i think they are referring to the cheeto puffs in the shape of paws the chef bought earlier for them
Crepus- THEy BOUgHT CHEETO PUFfS!?!?
