The worst conversation
Portgas D. Ace x pregnant reader.
But it's not really about that. It's more about ASL brothers.
Warnings: Just read at your own risk.
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Ace stood proudly before everyone, as they all cheered. It was just such great and unexpected news.
"I'm gonna become an uncle!" Luffy yells happily. Ace nods and finds Luffy giving him a bone crushing hug. Sabo joins in and gratulates Ace.
"So where's the baby?" Luffy asks, looking around.
"Uh, it's still in Y/n's stomach." Ace answer, as they all broke lose from the hug.
"It's in her stomach! Did she eat it?!" Luffy yells.
"No, no, Luffy, don't you know how babies are made?" Sabo asks.
"Not really. How are they made?" He asks. Sabo and Ace look uncomfortably around. Before taking Luffy to another room, where they could speak in private.
"Ace, how did you and Y/n get a baby?" Luffy asks innocently, making Ace blush and look away.
"It's, it's um, complicated." He stuttered out.
"What did you two do?" Luffy asks, curious. Ace blush darkened.
"Um, well, when two people love each other." Ace began, but Luffy interrupted.
"Like brothers?"
"NO!" Both Sabo and Ace practically yelled.
"Like food?" Sabo face palmed while Ace groaned. They had both assumed Luffy had figured this out himself a long time ago.
"Not like food either. But like one you wanna spend your life with and such, get married." Sabo tries to explain.
"Wait is a wedding the process to get a baby?" Luffy asks.
"No, it happens more often than not, after marrige." Ace shrugs uncomfortably.
"But what do you do? How did the baby end up in Y/n's stomach?" Luffy suspiciously asks.
Ace sighs. And figures that he need to tell him. "When two people spend the night together and love each other, very, very much. Nine months after that, a baby will arrive." Ace explains, waiting for Luffy to come to the crushing realization.
"Wait, don't you and Y/n sleep with each other every night? Do you guys have a lot of babies on the way!"
Ace choke on his own spit. His face turned deep red as he heard Luffy's question. "Luffy, no, the hell we don't. That's not how it works!" Sabo stood at the side and covered his cheeks. This was embarrassing, to say the least.
"But you and Y/n love each other, very much. And you sleep in the same bed every night." Luffy points out.
"Listen, Luffy, I do not get Y/n pregnant every night." Ace clearifies. Secretly cursing his little stupid brother.
"What's the difference?" Luffy asks, confused.
"It only happens when we want it to." Ace answers.
"And what do you do then, some kind of ritual?" Luffy asks curiously.
"Um, kinda." Ace answer while frowning.
"A ritual huh. . . . . Can I come next time?" Luffy asks innocently. Ace and Sabo feel like a brick slammed to their heads.
"Absolutely not!" Ace almost yells.
"What, why, I can be on the side." Luffy suggests with a pout.
"Just, no, no, no, no, no." Ace states clearly while blushing madly.
"But why?! I wanna see the ritual. What if I want a baby one day. You need to show me how to make one if you wanna become an uncle." Luffy uses as an argument.
"I can also make Ace an uncle." Sabo mutters, embarrassed. Ace groans and looks at Sabo for help. Not whatever that was.
"Anyway, Luffy, it's not some kind of spirit summoning ritual. Do you know how plants grow from seeds?" Sabo asks.
"Yeah, but we aren't plants." Luffy answers.
"No, but it's kind of the same idea. You need two people to make a baby, like you need two parts to make a plant grow - a seed and soil." Sabo explains.
"So . . . . Ace has a seed?" Luffy asks, his face scrunched up in thought.
Ace face turns bright red, his hands coming up to cover his face. "Sabo, I hate you for this."
Sabo chuckles at his brothers misery. "Not literally Luffy, but kind of, yeah."
"So you and Y/n planted a seed? But why did you plant it in her? I'm sure we have a pot here somewhere." Luffy says, looking around.
"It's not literally a seed." Ace repeats, still blushing in frustration.
"Can you give me one? I wanna try." Luffy states. Ace face turns beat red, and at this point, he might as well bang his head on the wall. Sabo bit his tounge, he really shouldn't laugh.
"Wait, aren't I'm supposed to have one too?" Luffy mumble, more to himself. As he walks away, he grabs a pot and puts a strand of his hair in it.
"Luffy, if you think a pot will help you make a child, I smack you on the head." Ace mumbles. Then glance at Sabo to see him just as dumbfounded.
Is he for real about to shove a strand of hair down a pot and expect a child from that? They both think.
"I wanna try." Luffy answers, confirming he actually thinks that.
"First of, it won't work. Second, I give up." Sabo sighs.
"So do I," Ace says, smacking Luffy on the head.
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