#onepunchkill

❛ flirting, are we now? oh ayumu, ❜ the third seat hums, falling from the ceiling with a hefty ‘thud’, knees bent until pushed up into a stand. it had indeed been sometime since the third seat had time to visit the surface of the seireitei, but it seems no terrible deed goes unpunished with the detention corps leader. still... what a wonderful sight, her lovely friend preening at her and making cute, playful jests even after all this time. mugen seldom had any friends, at all really, but even the gluttonous prison warden can’t deny the soft spot she has for the bullish soul reaper, and it’s evident on that crooked smile of hers.

destination wedding : ask memes ( kenpachi )

you know it wasn’t very often that mugen go to indulge in a good springs visit. months below the surface in the dark corners of the maggots nest left her buried in carrying out work she, while admittedly adored doing, sacrificing idle pleasures her companions above otherwise took to everyday. like, this hot spring, for example, she slipped her body into it’s warm embrace and there she went, practically falling asleep with her arms folded on the stone ledge, floor length hair put in the sloppiest bun she could manage, and scarred eyes closed shut in absolute bliss. 

so yeah, when the sudden sound of footsteps slapping against the cobblestone jarred her from her snoozing and the shrill screaming of other poor shinigami not at all prepared for a full grown man to enter the girls hot springs, and that man being none other than kenpachi zaraki of the eleventh division? nothing could prepare her for the violent mass evacuation of the springs leaving only herself tiredly looking up at the captain with one eye open, and the captain who was... apparently bleeding? interesting. 

❛ ...kenpachi, you realize this is the womans- ❜ mugen’s interrupted mid sentence, with the worlds dumbest follow up. 

there’s a long and heavy groan, standing up and leaving a trail of water behind her, not at all bothered by the concept of being naked in front of this man whatsoever having a feeling he could’ve cared less, but the fact her date with relaxation was ruined? he owed her. she makes it clear with the way she tosses her robe at his body to keep himself from creating a puddle himself beneath his feet. 

❛  i would ask but I feel like its just better to stitch you up, you would think you would’ve found your way to the fourth, but here I am, shocked? no. ❜

gods be damned.

destination wedding : ask meme ( ayumu )

❛ you would think I was asking you to decide between this life and the next, stubborn bull, ❜ mugen sighs, knuckles popping and turning white as her posture relaxes, leaning back in her relaxed posture. why did ayumu insist on always being so difficult? skirting around everything with an unreasonable sense of caution that drove the warden to her utmost breaking point. she was going to turn into a crazy person at this point! well… crazier it seemed. pouty lips purse in annoyance before she clicks her tongue, ready for utter war at this point, but at least the scissors in her hand have come to rest on the top of her portly thigh now, and the eleventh division shinigami is safe from her wrath. ❛ after all you were the one who asked me to cut your hair, whats wrong with some artistic liberty? ❜

another sigh, before smooth hands take the steel blue locks into her hand, and as if to break the silence in the most horrific way possible? the sudden hiss of steel cutting through hair fills the air in a loud ‘sniiiiiip!’.