Offer Me That Deathless Death [ao3]
A night out changes the trajectory of Lando's life, all while he's trying to figure out who he is and what he wants. He's changing. And why is Oscar suddenly avoiding him?
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Offer Me That Deathless Death [ao3]
A night out changes the trajectory of Lando's life, all while he's trying to figure out who he is and what he wants. He's changing. And why is Oscar suddenly avoiding him?

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Bartimaeus Sequence Prompt Week, day 2
HOOOO BOY have I been looking forward to these specific prompts. Putting my entry (entries, actually!) under the cut, warnings for some sexy eldritch horror, eye strain, suggestive posing, vivisected body, descriptions of horny cannibalism, and RoS's gruesome twosome being the freaks we all know and love. [click for better view!]
THESE COMMENTS IM CRYING ππππ
Another graceful hand movement, and the column of molten glass freezes and reshapes itself, solidifying into the cool, flat surface of an obsidian mirror. Peering into it, Khaba is somewhat surprised to recognise himself - it has been a while since he looked into a mirror and saw himself looking back.
I've been picking at this on and off for a while now, and today I'm calling it done so I can finally move on. From left to right, the various fits I've given ol' Shadowfucker McGee over the course of "Offer me that deathless death": Solomon's dungeons, underworld, underworld (Ra's bargain), tomb, and "Tutankhamun's wedding robes dipped in a bucket of pitch." My beloved little dress-up doll <3
Bartprompts 2026, day 5: Love/revival
Another fanfic scene, this time from chapter 12, or as I like to call it:
Pro gamer tip: if you rizz up a sufficiently possessive eldritch horror, he'll find you in the underworld, follow your soul topside, dig up your grave, patch up your dessicated corpse, and perform the kind of necromancy usually reserved for gods to drag your edgy goth ass back to life so that you could go back to being terrible together for the rest of eternity (partially because you pissed off Ra and got yourself kicked out of the afterlife, as one does.)

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[dreamily] I think that he should willingly split his ribcage open with a knife and let his boyfriend straddle his hips and eat the physical representation of his repressed feelings right out of his chest cavity while he moans and writhes and arches his back beneath him.
OMTDD chapter 11: Offer me that deathless death, is up and edited!
Read it here, and rejoice if you missed Ammet as much as Khaba and I did!
Just uh... mind the tags, will you? (Listed under the cut.) It's Ammet we're talking about here.
Pour one out for Ra, fellas, He had a bad time last chapter and He's gonna have it worse soon.