#omnimatter

memery i spent too much time on trying to get used to my new tablet

we thought @omnimatter‘s char Belvin (an actual child) was a lot shorter than Sigh until they made a height comparison

If you’re lucky, you might get just a hint of a blush out of it, but chances are he’ll just snark you.

- Subtle is not in Joseph’s vocabulary. He has never been subtle in his life; he’s not the kind of man who gives longing looks across the room or pines or leaves single roses outside of bedroom doors. He’s the kind of man who marches right up and lets it be known when he’s thinking someone is cute; unfortunately, this can often backfire. - S/O isn’t scared of Joseph, but she knows that he’s not always the sharpest crayon in the box. So when he comes barrelling over to confess his love, arms thrown wide, words chosen just a little bit over-dramatic - well, she can’t help but raise her eyebrow and challenge him and make him falter a little. Honestly, Joseph thinks a lot of himself; being challenged every so often is good for him so he doesn’t get a bigger ego than he already has to manage. - It makes him reconsider. For once, Joseph has to stop and think things through instead of jumping head-first into whatever it is his brain says he should be doing. Joseph usually listens to either his heart or what’s in his pants first and brain later; now, he has to stop. - He tries littler things. He tries remembering her favourite foods and cooking them (burning them), he tries to buy her little presents, he tries to open doors for her and act like a gentleman - he tries his best. But Joseph Joestar is not a man who does well with the little things. - He might try to ask Caesar, or someone else who understands people better than him - he might even get desperate enough to ask his mother. Anyone who might understand her! Joseph feels like he might cry if he can’t at least manage to get her to go on a date with him--- It’s this that ends up solving the problem, actually. His frustration builds up and up until he simply finds himself blurting everything out to her - that he’s got the hugest crush on her, that he just wants to date her, that he doesn’t know what to DO anymore. - And she’s impressed by him finally being honest with himself instead of hiding behind a front of bravado. Finally, Joseph gets the date he’s been after - but he better remember what trouble it was, because she’s not the kind who’ll stand his ego getting inflated again. 

omg ty friend!! ;v;