#omg wait.

I will now be shipping (platon) even tho I doubt anyone actually ships it

for the funsies and sillies

i'm thrilled to see this ssr went as hard as i remember it going in cn. and now that i get to openly talk about it, absolutely love archon artem having to act like a hardass for show and to be cautious, but secretly just. being like This.

also is that an entwined fate reference ! ! !

hmmm okay so i was best friends with this girl for like a year and she was always kinda weird but i kinda just went with it. but then she stopped hanging out with me and it was a BLESSING honestly because she was batshit crazy and also so rude to me about everything. and also weirdly homophobic and somehow she hated feminists ? and she was a girl ? and she seemed like the type to be all #girl power or whatever but no. she was always complaining about feminists. ALSO . she lied to me so much about the craziest stuff ??? like literally the most unconvincing things you could think of about things that did not matter at all. she told me that

1) her house had five floors and the fifth floor had a slide down to the third floor (?? she was 12 years old which is still a child obviously. but who over the age of 9 is actually impressed by that)

2) she had loads of exotic pets. these included a parrot, an axolotyl, multiple tropical fish, a lizard ? this was on top of her 2 dogs and cats i think

3) her family was a mafia family and her dad was the head of the mafia (??) . her dad was the principal of a primary school btw

3a) leading on from this she told me that her dad's right hand man had given her throwing knives for her birthday

3b) she also told me that she used to have a maid/personal assistant called lucy who i'd never met because she had been shot and died in some sort of gang war the year before. she then had this kind of wistful look and went '[sigh] you would've liked lucy. 😞'

3c) after about 3 days of her telling me things about the mafia she told me to forget all about it because she 'didnt want me to think of her that way' and then never brought it up again

4) she told me her friend sold pills (unspecified) to people. which i guess couldve been true but he was like 14 years old ??

They always clam up before you even say “hi-”