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HEY MORE ASSCREED GANG AT DISNEYLAND

“That one, Leo!” Ezio pointed at the biggest coaster in what must have been the entire park. “Let’s go! Before the line gets too long!” 

Leo looked around for somewhere he could escape to. Altair and Malik had run off, and Desmond and Lucy were probably being all mushy and in love somewhere. Shaun and Rebecca had vanished, probably going on Space Mountain again. And so Leo was stuck here, with what was undeniably his best friend in the whole world. And a giant roller coaster 

“I-I don’t think thats such a good idea” Leo stammered. Jesus he hated those things. And he could tell from the glint in Ezio’s eyes that he was hell bent on riding the thing.  

“Come on! It’ll be fun” he shouted, grabbing Leo’s arm and dragging him against his will into line.  

“I think you wrong” Leo muttered under his breath  

~~ 

“Oh, Malik, let’s go on the teacups!” Altair said excitedly, urging Malik towards the spinning saucers.  

“How about no” he grumbled, yanking out of Altair’s iron grasp.  

“Come on, don’t be such a downer! You’re at the happiest place on Earth! Live a little!” Altair replied, stuffing his mouth full of pink cotton candy. “OH, I know! We can go on Indiana Jones! I bet you’ll like that ride!” 

I don’t want to be here, Malik grumbled in his head, just take me home already, God! 

“I’m interpreting your silence as a yes” Altair said, pushing him forcefully towards Adventureland,leaving Malik wondering why exactly he had agreed to go on this vacation in the first place.  

~~ 

Shaun sat on a bench, looking at a map of the park with a confused look on his face, while Rebecca stuffed her face with popcorn.  

“Well,” she said, swallowing, “What should we do next?” 

“I was thinking maybe Star Tours. Or that one Buzz Lightyear ride where you shoot the targets” Shaun suggested, grabbing a handful of popcorn from Rebecca’s bag. She slapped him playfully.  

“I’m gonna kick your ass at that Buzz ride!” she said, taking off, full speed ahead towards Tomorrowland.  

“Yeah! And Desmond’s going to lose 5 pounds while we’re here” he quipped back, right behind her.  

~~ 

“Volpe! You can’t pickpocket handicapped passes to cut to the front of the line!” Machiavelli protested.  

“What if I told you that the wait for Space Mountian is 120 minutes” Volpe said with a smirk 

“That makes it a little bit better” he smiled, grabbing the passes out of the theif’s hand.  

~~ 

“What do you mean I can’t bring bombs into the park?” Yusuf shouted, throwing his hands up in frustration.  

“I-I’m sorry, sir, but you can’t do that. You can’t bring weapons of any kind into either park” the cast member stammered, backing slowly away.  

“Well what should I do with them?” he demanded, still pissed about the fact his precious bombs could not accompany him.  

“Uhm, you could, throw them away?” she suggested cautiously.  

“Fine” pouting, he was forced to dumb his bombs into the nearest trash can, which started sizzling and smoking as soon as he let it out of his sight 

~~ 

Desmond stopped dead in his tracks.  

Was that…Rauf? 

At the Jedi Training Academy?  

He could almost hear his cheery voice.