Mar 5, 2023
I'm still working on the OFMD meta bingo generator, but gosh I do love when it wakes up and auto-generates violence for me:
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I'm still working on the OFMD meta bingo generator, but gosh I do love when it wakes up and auto-generates violence for me:
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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I don´t care how many boats Blackbeard sank, how many people stabbed, how many toes he cut of. But I really want him to have redemption arc for death of Fang´s dog. I want Stede to find out and be very alarmed more than Ed has ever seen him. And then Ed would be standing in a corner and thought that it is end of their love, because Stede wouldn´t talk to him for a whole... hour at least! And then, Stede would made him cancel whatever pirate stuff they have going on right now for them to immediately go hount down some adorable puppy in order to surprised Fang and make him happy.
But then (!) some other crew members would fenced off that they want to be happy too and if Fang can have a pet on board, they can too. So, few days later, once there is a big spider, chameleon, goat, cat, gold fish, turtle, and cockatoo on board with them all, Stede is standing in a corner and thinks that it is end of their love, because Ed isn´t gonna talk with him a whole... hour at least!
And then
Okay, before the OFMD trailer drops, I'm doing this:
My personal trailer bingo card
And a randomly generated trailer bingo card
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Lol choose and print your own or Auto-generate and print a random card OR Generate random fic prompts from the bingo data set
OKAY so with just a little over an hour to go, here are my bingo cards for the first three episodes (which I do intend to actually, like, fuckin use this time)
My personal bingo card:
And a randomly generated card:
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS (AGAIN)
Lol choose and print your own or Auto-generate and print a random card OR Generate random fic prompts from the bingo data set
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OFMD Meta Bingo Generator 2/1 Update
Number of new tiles:
228
New total unique square options:
1203 (holy shit)
My top 10 new bingo square options:
Ed and Stede must work together (BEFORE reconciling)
Stede's sexy voice is DEEP
Ed starts talking to the wardrobe mannequin-latch
a comically too small captain's cabin
one real Ed, one hallucinated Ed, SAME SCENE
Stede still has at least one of his season 1 rings
Stede thinks Ed was only interested when Stede was wealthy
NECK KISS
someone offers to fuck Stede outta Ed's system
lips are touched very very gently
Updated full index whoohoo
Today's worst discovered error:
...Look. The number of new options seems like a lot. And it is. But also I fucked up one of the randomization columns and so we were missing a few for a while. Technically I hit 1k+ back in January, so like, we've been on this goddamn train for some time now.
Today's random bingo card:
Lol choose and print your own
or
Auto-generate and print a random card
OR
Generate random fic prompts from the bingo data set
OFMD Meta Bingo Generator 1/9 Update
Number of new tiles:
27
New total unique square options:
975
(Note! A few of the new ones are from a bingo card someone posted that I can't find at present -- in particular, the options "open with a dream sequence" and "the red silk slaps Ed in the face", among others. If these sound familiar, send me the link so I can properly reblog and tag my sources!)
My top 10 new bingo square options:
oh my god is that Enya
Stede is using a stupid accent
there is a Siete Gallo among the crew
Flight of the Conchords reference
Oluwande kills a Siete Gallo
a woman REALLY wants to fuck Stede
a female-identifying Siete Gallo
Frenchie and Wee John: Confirmed
the red silk slaps Ed in the face
Javid Denkins warned us about this
Updated full index whoohoo
Today's worst discovered error:
There was a hideous issue where, apparently, no one but me could use the choose-your-own-meta section. In honor of (hopefully) fixing that:
Today's not random bingo card, picked because I Want to Cause Trouble:
Lol choose and print your own
or
Auto-generate and print a random card
OR
....new option, generate random fic prompts from the bingo data set
Feelin a kind of way about some theories tonight, thought I'd make a Pirate Card for y'all:
The squares read:
laughably bad facial hair decisions
that's not an aesthetic that's alcoholism
Captain Hornigold
Calico Jack flashback
Ed's knee gets REALLY fucked
X marks the spot
coded queer language (as queer flirting)
time for some STARK REVELATIONS
Ed's knees backstory
Ed's brace is broken
a fuckery Goes Wrong
Ed is in the brig
FREE Stede says something bitchy SPACE
oh my god that's Jemaine Clement
pirate-specific missing limbs
the costume department is sending secret messages
fighting BACK TO BACK
that's gonna leave a bruise
a gallows
another famous pirate appears
an actual treasure map
a new ex of Ed's appears
Ed has absolutely NO chill
poor self esteem leading to poor decisions
day drinking as a fun pirate activity