#omen talks

sisyphisian task of pushing glasses back into place

i love the comfort of a duckbill mask, unrivaled, 10/10. I just wish she would stop giving me headaches when i wear her 😭

old claymation movies with their fingerprint-covered figures makes my heart warm. There was a people there!

my refusal to buy more creamer and drinking all the milk i had, while being a daily coffee drinker, means over the course of a week and a half i've slowly become an old man. Black coffee, three sugars, and taking hours to finish the first serving. Now i'm just wondering when i get the cane and the navy blue golf cap :)

coworker(s) who got me sick, when i GET you…………… pain and suffering for a thousand years. There WILL be hammers and thumbscrews.

playing a game at work rn called 'it's just allergies'. Rules are you have to be a liar about being sick, and you have to be willing to cough open-mouthed on every person in the room. Cough in every single room for bonus points.