I remembered an old online comic
*After a failed attempt to attack the girlfriend of a superhero’s girlfriend, a villain got his hand forced into a garbage disposal and is in the hospital.*
Hero: “So you won’t reveal my secret identity?
Villain: “I can’t, she’ll know it was me.”
Hero: “She’s really not bad once you get to know her.”
Villain: “I’ll pray for you.”
The comic also had a minor hero explain to a major villain with handpuppets (on his feet since his hands were bound) why trying to break his archenemy’s view of morality and decency by killing his girlfriend is inviting death.
Which do you think is more likely:
“MY one true love is dead! Justice and hope are lies! I should join my archenemy for there is nothing left for me but darkness!
“Well fuck. I’ve always wanted to see if I could remove someone’s entire nervous system without tearing it. And look! A volunteer!”Â