Have you ever considered combing old-as-dirt cat!stan with horse stan. Horse stan but he ages at the same rate as a regular horse but has a human lifespan. he'll be, like, old-old for sure in his thirties but in his sixties?? imagine this nearly mummified, nearly skeletal horse wobbly creeeeeaaak across the floor only to lean down and say in a Deep Man Voice "you gonna have the rest of that?" and then not wait for an answer and steal something from you. horse lifespans (according to google) are about 25-30 years
Dang. Gonna disintegrate in my already cluttered askbox? I broke my broom last night smacking pests in my house, and now there's all this ash.
I jest.
You anons just love sliding in the angst huh. Poor Ford watched his bro turn into an adult horse as a kid, then has to help take care of him in his old age while he's still barely middle aged :( so sad.
Thankfully not so sad in that Stan avoided skeleton horse fate though lol.
