#old inside

Unless you are John Cusack and you are holding a boom box over your head in my front lawn, TURN DOWN THE MUSIC! Look, I don't mind that you want to party on your weekend, but some of your neighbors have little, old, Clint Eastwood's sitting in the cavity where our hearts should be. I may have a young face, and a cherub like demeanor, but I am an angry 90 year old inside, who is constantly on the third date with sleep.

So, by all means, party like a rockstar. But, do it with better music or turn it down so that it doesn't rattle the windows of the house next to you. We'd appreciate it.