#ohamymay

i almost lost my pink highlighter. guess where it was. It was standing up next to a pink post it on my monitor lol

i need to marry someone that can cook lol

also same, but its also good cause i can just watch everything but skip my friend who posts things that make me want to head slap

I pretty much forgot I was catching bus home almost all day lol. and i took the bus here lol

i just realized how you have all the pink lanterns above you while the red ones are above melissa lol

and then another year we went to Maui. On this trip we had a pool at our airbnb. So one day a couple of my guy friends decided to pick me upto throw me into the pool. But instead of throwing me into the pool they dropped me prematurely onto concrete. Luckily it was only about a foot drop

funny story: My friends and I went Kauai a couple years ago. During that trip my friends decided to push me into the water, i got up and they pushed me again, the third time I got up a wave went over me. I ended up choking on water and my friends still laughed at me... 

kim you might find this funny: Well first of all i missed the turn I wanted to go on and ended up having to go all the way around the parking lot. then at the gym I saw melissa and walked past alec twice.