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“You? Know how to cook? Since when?”

“I feel like opening with that disclaimer is just cruel. I mean, you know I have heart problems right? Stress isn’t good for me….. What happened?”

"Look, I got it under control. There's just a lot of them and they took what I said veryyyy literally."

It had been a shock for Tony when he’d heard the news from Pepper, and he wasn’t even emotionally involved. That didn’t stop him from skipping his last class and going to look for Jan. Nobody had seen her since this morning, no-one else seemed to be about to do anything useful. And this wasn’t exactly Tony’s area, being useful in this kind of situation, but he had to try. Because she was his best friend. And Tony knew what it was like to lose a parent, he knew something of the grief and hurt she must be going through.

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Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:Usually, it’s Thor – he usually wakes with sunrise or shortly after. 

Who’s the one to make breakfast:Thor often does. His culinary skills aren’t extensive but sausages, eggs, bacon and toast he can make. Janet so often cooks for him he wants to return the favour. 

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:Sometimes Thor does – he loves to spoil her. But Janet also loves to spoil him and will serve him breakfast in bed if he’s had a hard day. 

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:Thor, pretty much every morning. 

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:Janet, after they’ve had their quickie. 

Who chooses the movies:Thor will make suggestions, but ultimately it’s Janet’s decision. If Thor wants to watch some kind of action movie, and Janet a rom-com, they’ll watch the rom-com.

Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:Thor, whenever he gets bored. 

Who orders lunch:Janet because Thor makes ordering far too complicated and tiring when he doesn’t understand the food or menu. 

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:Janet. There’s so much on his plate, surely she can take just one chip. Thor will permit her ten. 

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:Janet curls up against Thor after one of their massive feasts she’s cooked. Inducing her to sleep by playing with her hair, Thor thinks about how he could eat another chicken.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:Thor tries his best to distract Janet – he doesn’t like it when she doesn’t pay attention to him. He’ll allow her about an hour before he saunters over to her. Softly, he massages her shoulders, maybe give her neck a nibble while he tries to coerce her away. 

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:They take turns in that – both loving ice-cream. 

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:Janet takes the photos of pretty much anything and everything. 

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:Thor does, mentioning it’s a familiar sight. 

Who cooks dinner:Janet. She’s a far more experienced chef than he is (even being a 1000-year-old god). 

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:Janet always starts, but Thor comes to help. They clean up together. 

Who stays up until 2 reading:Janet whenever Thor begins to snore.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:They both do this. Janet sometimes is in awe of him – that the God of Thunder is sleeping beside her. While when Thor stares at her, he’s memorising her features, her scent – everything about her. 

BUT MOM WHAT ABOUT MY FRONT?

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If we kissed:[] This wouldn’t happen.[] Oh disgusting.[X] Again, again.[X] Kiss you back.[X] Let’s take this to the bedroom.[] Slap/Push you away.If you asked me out I’d say:[] Um no.[X] YES.[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.Can we cuddle?:[] No.[] Ew.[] Sure.[X] YES.

Sex?:[X] Let’s do it.[] No. You can’t handle my d.[X] FUCK YES.[] No.