wantonlywindswept replied to your post “I can’t believe I just spun a tale about Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten...”
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beni-o2 replied to your post “I can’t believe I just spun a tale about Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten...”
You have an A+ nephew.
TBH, I’d give him more of a B-, but that’s b/c getting to him to eat his dinner is worse than murder.
OKAY, THE EPIC OF ROOTIN’ TOOTIN’ KITTEN CABOOTIN’
Rootin Tootin Kitten Cabootin is the cutest kitten in the Wild West. He wears four white boots on his pawns, so he’s Cabootin’.
(I said cowboy boots at first and was told I was wrong.)
He likes to ride the train and pull the cord, so everyone calls him Tootin’ and he was found at the base of a Cypress tree, and that’s why he’s Rootin’.
(please note, I’ve been imagining RTKC as taking place in a town full of regular people with one EXCEPTIONALLY cute cat, Arden has been imagining this as a town full of cat-people b/c he’s a fucking furry)
All was well in Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’s town until Scootin’ Lootin’ Alley-Oopin’ loped into town.
(PLEASE IMAGINE A DANGEROUS LOOKING CAT-PERSON, unless you’re like me and instead you’re imagining a mangey looking cat sauntering next to a typical western outlaw)
Scootin’ Lootin’ Alley-Oopin’ was always preforming alley-oops. They made Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’ dizzy to watch them. They also made a terrible mess.
(edit: I FORGOT, Scootin’ Lootin’ Alley-Oopin is called that b/c he alley-oops into towns, then loots them, and scoots.)
Scootin’ Lootin’ Alley-Oopin’ sneered at Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’. “Give me all your tuna fish cookies... pardner.”
Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’ hissed. “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
(Now, here I had imagined a big territorial show-down but as I was telling this to my nephew this morning he was like ‘awwwwwww’ and got all fucking SAD and it’s just like FUCK IT KID.)
Both cats knew there was only one way to settle this. A duel at high noon.
(I imagined people all around watching the duel with the sherrif and the outlaw facing off behind RTKC and SLAO but MY NEPHEW TELLS ME I AM WRONG.)
The two cats faced each other on mainstreet. Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’ started off with a salvo of wide eyed meows. Scootin’ Lootin’ Alley-Oopin’ responded by rolling onto his back and batting at the air.
The two cats wound their way down mainstreet as the town’s people cooed.
When they met, Scootin’ Lootin’ Alley-Oopin’ preformed one last alley-oop and fell down at Rootin Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’s booted paws.
“You truly are the cutest cat in all the Wild West, Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’. I surrender.”
Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’ licked his lips as Scootin’ Lootin’ Alley-Oopin gave up his stolen tuna fish cookies. “I suppose... that’s too much for me to eat on my own. We could... share?”
As the two friends shared their just desserts Rootin’ Tootin’ Kitten Cabootin’ purred, “I guess this town as big enough after all.”
(I totally imagined the sherriff and the outlaw abandoning their fight b/c they were both so awed by the adorableness of their cats. Who are now friends. And thus they are too. Otherwise plz imagine a town full of cat people.
And yes, tuna fish cookies, my nephew was insistent. Not crackers, not just tuna fish. Tuna fish cookies.)
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