#ofpsychometry

“Woah...”

Lissa’s mouth hung open, gaping at the sheer mass of flowers set up in the window’s display. Taking a step into the shop was like walking into a wedding hall... a place like this reminded her of fairytales.

“So, like, did you do all... this?”

          The city of Spirale welcomes you. What a crock of shit. A city hasn’t welcomed him a day in his life, and the last place that welcomed him went to hell in a hand basket. “Welcomes my ass.” He scoffed, then reached into his pocket to pull out a bent cigarette, only to realize he’d lost his lighter. Before he had time to curse his luck, Daryl noticed someone staring.

06: How do you want to die?

“Just being able to die would probably be good enough.”

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

“Puh-lease. Forty-eight hours is child’s play. I once stayed up for a week straight staking out this one guy’s house. Thought he was the mafia guy that I was supposed to be murkin’. Turned out to be the mafia guy’s neighbor. Nice guy, actually. His wife’s definitely cheatin’ on him though. With the mafia guy! It was a nice little thing I like to call ‘karma’ when I found out.”

26: What are you craving right now?

“I know what you wanna hear but you know I’m not some corporate shill who will just bend over backwards and give fans whatever they want, right?! You just want me to be like “HAR HAR CHIMICHANGAS.” Well NOT TODAY, BUB! Today I want enchiladas.”

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

“Do you even know what you’re asking? You’re asking me to go through the catalogue of kisses I’ve shared with people and try to pick out the very first one. I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning. The moment I take a bullet to the head, all that shit gets scrambled. ...Oh, huh. I had eggs this morning.”

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

"This building barely deserves the title of a library,” Loki muttered under his breath. He didn’t expect anything like the libraries of Asgard and Asgardia, but this was just disappointing. Some of the books weren’t even in the correct place! He hadn’t bothered to learn the Dewey Decimal System but he was fairly certain that a children’s book about fairies wasn’t meant to be in the history section.

A history section that didn’t seem to hold any books he needed. How was he meant to do research to figure out why he was here if they didn’t even have books on the history of this city? This would be less a problem if the phone they gave him could actually use the internet browser but no, they just had to steal his Starkphone and give him a shoddy replacement with no internet.

Do you hate anyone at the moment?

“ .......aaa, there are more people I dislike than those I hate. With most people I don’t really care about them in  the first place. “

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

“ Not to my knowledge. “

Is it easier to forgive or forget?

“ Forgiving should be easier, right? “

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

“ I suppose this is about the supernatural sort of bullshit... No, I don’t think there’s some otherworldly power bestowing us with purposes.”

Is there anyone you would die for?

Welcome!

You’ll be staying in HOUSE 152!

You will be able to use psychometry on objects 5 times a day!

Enjoy your stay!