#ofmases

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

Desperately wants Mason to move in with him, but feels its too early in the relationship for that to be considered normal.

Finds Mason’s no-nonsense, comfy, a lot of black and sneakers style to be impossibly cute and loves the fact that she’s stolen some of his clothes.

Loves tracing Mason’s tattoos when they’re just laying around and chilling. Loves when Mase traces his scars in return.

Texts the other memes at 3AM: Mason

Tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: Mason

Is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: Anders is DD and Mason is wasted.

Always has to host the impromptu sleepover: Prior to living together it was usually Anders.

Who’s Netflix account gets mooched off of: Anders

Brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: Mason for sure. Mostly because Anders probably tried bringing kale chips and a documentary about whale hunting once and Mason refused to let him do either again.

Is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: Mason

Is the “mom friend”: Anders

Calls the other at 12AM to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: Both of them

Is the better wingman to the other: N/A

“The strong must protect the sweet,” who’s the “strong” and who’s the “sweet”: Anders is the strong and Mason is the sweet, but also Mason can be really strong and Anders can be really sweet?

Pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: Mason regardless of if she’s sober or not. Anders if he’s wasted enough.

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A TEXT

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Good morning from Columbus, little girl. I love you. I miss you. I’ll be home soon.

Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Your jealousy of my female friends makes me think you don’t trust me....

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Getting on the plane, babe. I’ll talk to you on the other side of the country!

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.(Since alcohol is a no-no right now)I just wanna get drunk and make out and eat junk food at 2AM while we watch SNL re-runs from the early 2000s.

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. I’d love a nice little gift to watch at the hotel tonight ;)

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.…Awake. I miss you more than anything. I wish I could just stow you away in my suitcase. You’re small enough, you might actually fit.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE STILL SUPPORTING THE EAGLES AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO ME AND THE VIKINGS FANBASE TWO WEEKS AGO

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.Do you think dogs remember big events like Christmas? Wouldn’t they be like, hey, there’s a fucking tree in my house for a month. This is weird and seems familiar?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.Please tell me you got home safe tonight. It’s been a few hours and I’m worried, babe. Text me back.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.I love you more than anyone or anything in the entire world. I can’t wait to take you to Europe this summer.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.When theoretically do you think you’re going to be headed on tour? Planning out the summer trip to Wisconsin and I need to know your schedule.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.Babe, skate just went so well! It felt absolutely amazing to be back out on the ice!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.ajkdbkajsbdjbdsjabdjasbdjasdaShit, sorry lol

MUSE OPINIONS MEME

❤️ Opinion of your muse

Mason Isabella, you are my favorite person. I love every part of your sometimes weirdo, sometimes sassy, sometimes silly, always hilarious, sexy, smart and fun personality. You’re hot as hell and make me feel weak in the knees on the daily, you support me when I feel like shit, you love me unconditionally even when I’m being a dick and don’t deserve it. You’re one of the most passionate and driven people I’ve ever met and I’m so proud of all you have accomplished. Basically, I love you a lot, Mase Babe.

😀 Best memory of your muse

Seeing you perform the first time. I felt like a proud dad! You are so incredible.

🙁 Worst memory of your muse

Our last fight. I still feel awful about it. I didn’t deserve your forgiveness, but I’m glad you forgave me.

🌠 Wishes for your muse

That you actually drink the smoothies I freaking give you. They’re good for you! 

Oh, and career stuff too. That you get to live all of your music dreams and make mega-bucks so you can buy all the Chucks you want instead of continuing to wear those gross ones you’ve had forever. And also so you can buy your mom the nice house she deserves and set her and Noah up. That you find inspiration and happiness and muse in a wildly successful career. That Jay-Z opens for YOU someday. That you continue to take pity on me and keep me in your life when you’re way more famous than I am ;)

🗝 Secret they’re keeping from your muse

I hate that you won’t open up to me even when I ask or even beg. I love you so much and I tell you everything, why don’t you trust me? :’(

🔮 Future plans involving your muse

Be your roadie forever and ever ;)

🌌 Best dream involving your muse

Well, you’re pretty much featured in an endless stream of wet dreams so those I guess.

👹 Worst dream involving your muse

Relationship Status: “Friend slash concert ticket hookup. Maybe? Please?”

Feelings toward them: “I don’t even use this word, but she’s a badass. Seriously. She could be a superhero if she wanted.”

Fantasies about them: “I’m a gentleman.”

Trait they like: “She’s so brave. By far, the most daring person I know.”

Trait they dislike: “She takes the Lord’s name in vain so much.”

Favorite thing to do to bug them: “Talk very loudly over her. Or, ooh, sit on her. My big sisters were always too big for me to do that, but Mason’s kind of little, so this works great.”

Favorite thing to do to cheer them up: “Snuggle! She actually gives great hugs, but don’t tell her I said that or she’ll, like, break my arm or something.”

Nightmare they had involving them: “Hasn’t happened! Hopefully never does.”

Dream they had involving them: “I crowdsurfed at one of her shows. I know! You know how easy it would be to get dropped like that?”

♫ - Does your muse like music? What kind?