mary x sirius !
Bros for Sirius
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Both steal each other’s food.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Sirius, of course.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Mary. Sorry Mary, he tries but can’t help to get in trouble.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Sirius gives good advice, but his dating life is a mess. Also good sex advice, unwanted most of the time.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Mary? ‘Mary fucking stop cheating I can TELL YOU’RE CHEATING’
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Both, they will fight it out for it.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Sirius starts,and Mary wins unless Sirius tackles her.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Sirius, very loudly, for everyone to hear.
